Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in this four-top point-sixer between Wenger’s Goons and Rodger’s rejubilated Redbirds?

Both sides have been very winny of late, ‘winny’ being a new term I’m trying to get off the ground as a cinnamon for ‘winning a lot’.

However, Liverpool’s Ian Dury injury crisis makes Arsenal clear favourites here.

Looks like they’re all playing different matches, there.

Anyway, Staniel Durridge is out again, as is the Brazilian lad Lou Cass, while Martin’s Turtle is banned for that stamp on David de Heya the other week.

Home win, I beckon, but I forssell a tight ink counter nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday April 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool – Ollie Giroud and Alun Ramsey for the homos, Phil ‘Eep!’ Coutinho for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!