Look on in sheer awe as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unique take on proceedings…

Que titonico! Can Arson Wenger’s Gunners continue their four-top assault against Martino Robertez’s spluttering Toffees?

They’ll need to backbounce from their humouriliating Champions League defeat to Monaco, where the ever mercurious Davatar Berbasnoff put them to the saw in communist fashion.

They do tend to backbounce well from these things, although clearly they do need to have less of these things.

Shameless Moleman taking on Nucho Munreal, there.

As for Everton, they can afford to take it easy against those young boys on Thursday having won 4-1 in Burns, so they can’t use sleepiness as an excuse.

As good as they’ve been in the Zooropa League, their domestos record has been nothing short of a bismol, whatever a bismol is – something to do with pepto?

I forssell Arsenal winning comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Everton score prediction for Sunday March 1st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-0 Everton – Goals apriest for Alex Sanchez, Leo Walcott and Sandy Cazorla. You can put your balls on it!