Come hither, don’t dither, for Mystic Megson is gazing into his crystal balls to cast his Arsenal v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his shall-we-say-‘inimitable’ analysis of both sides…

How else to describe this tossil other than ‘titonic’? Arsenal Wengo’s Goons will be literally flying after their comprehensive 3-0 disgruntling of Man City in last Sunday’s Immunity Shield, but dismiss Palace at your Beryl.

Pony Tulips did remarkabubbly well to lead the Seagles to 11th place last season after they were bottom at Chrimbo, and they gave Arsenal a good game at the Emirati despite going down 2-0 to a couple of Alex Oxbow-Chamberlake goals.

He’s certainly got Palace well oranisated defenderly, but I still beckon they’ll struggle to container the pungent attacking threat that Arsenal posie with the likes of Sexist Alanchez, Alun Ramsey, Sandy Carzola and Ollie Giro.

With the likes of Yoyo Snoggo and Sol Campbell coming through the rankles, it’s an exciting time to be a Goon – and, unlike last season’s opening day defeat to a Bentheskey-inspired Aston Villa, I forssell them getting off to a flying one here.

Even if defenderly pinchlynnes Lawro Cushtyelny and Pear Murdersacker fail to recover from iandury. Challum Cambers looked like an able depoty against City, anyway.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday August 16th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Crystal Palace – Goals apriest for Adebyebye and Lewis Boltby. You can put your balls on it!