Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Bournemouth score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Can Eddie Howl’s in-song Berries get a result at the Emirati?

Having suckthumbed to a comprehensive 4-0 disgruntling at Southampton on Boxer’s Day, Arson Wengle’s Goons should be chumping at the pits to make amens here.

It seems like every time they look to have estublished their title prudentials, they go and shoot themselves well and truly in the foot. It’s got to stop, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

As for Bournemouth, they’re bun-eaten in five matches now but ultimuttley I still beckon they face something of an uphill garden to avoid a relegation dogbite.

I forssell them losing here, but they’ll put in a creditabubble performance nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Bournemouth score prediction for Monday December 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Bournemouth
Ollie Giro, Theo Cotswold and Alun Ramsey for the homos, Stanislav Jr. for the awayos.