Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday’s FA Cup 5th round clash, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Will Mo Pocketbeano’s rumpant Hotspurs make light work of Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen?

The book of form certainly suggests they should, with Spurs winning all over the shop and Palace losing centre, left and right – but then the FA Cup is quite literally full of magic, so dismiss them at your Beryl, right?

Wrong. I forssell Spurs comprehensively disgruntling Palace here to book their place in the final quarters.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday February 21st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 4-0 Crystal Palace
Sonny Hang-man, Gnasher Chudli and a couple from that man Larry Kane.