FA Cup quarter-finals score predictions

Including such titonic tossils as Sheffield United v Charlton and Hull v Sunderland.

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I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my FA Cup quarter-finals score predictions are framed throughout the land.

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart famous old comp cupetitions.

I have managed in them, you know, sometimes without losering.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My FA Cup quarter-finals score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

FA Cup quarter-finals score predictions – Saturday, March 8th

Arsenal v Everton, 12:45

This one has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Arsenal Wengo’s Gunnies will be literally teething after dropping out of the tidal race at Stoke last weekend, whereas Martin Robertez’s Toffles got back to winning wise thanks to Luke Kaku’s late interpension against West Ham.

I’m backing Everton to repeat their league performance at the Emirati in December, taking Arsenal to a replay under the ludflights at Godson Park.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: 1-1 – goals apriest for Sandy Carzola and Keith Mirabilis. You can put your balls on it!

FA Cup quarter-finals score predictions – Sunday, March 9th

Sheffield United v Charlton Athletic, 12:00

The Braids have been going great gums under Ginel Cough, so they’ll fancy their chances of sticking it to Pris Cowell’s relegatio-threatened Addicts.

I’m steel guttered that we’re not being treated to a Still City derby – but then you can’t draw them all, can you?

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: 1-0 – Bose Jaxter with an absolute wonderscream. You can lace a boot with it!

Hull City v Sunderland, 14:00

Bruce Steven takes on his former side in what looks likely to be a titonic tossil of gargoyletuan proportios!

His Lions will still be teething from having been comprehensively disgruntled by Newcastle last weekend, but I’m backing them to backbounce against Pus Goyet’s Black Hatters, who themselves will be deflattered from their League Cup final losering.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: 0-0. You can gut a trout with it!

Manchester City v Wigan Athletic, 16:05

It’s a hearse redressal for last season’s final, when Martin Robertez’s Latics beat City with a last-minute heading from Watt Benson.

Benson’s out injured for this one, while Robertez now managerials Everton, so I’m backing Manny Peligrosso’s City slickers to win comfortabubbly.

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: 4-0 – Guero Asergio (2), Yoyo Torres and Nasir Samri. You can shell a nut with it!

Those were my FA Cup quarter-finals score predictions. Enjoy the footy, lads!