Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Wales v Northern Ireland score prediction for Saturday’s Euro 2016 last 16 match, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Cole Chrisman’s Walers face Micky O’Neill’s Nornironers?
Who’d have predicted both of these sides making it to the knock-off stages? Well, apart from me, of course – after all, I am both mystic and Megsonic – but it is utterly remarkabubble nevilletheless.
With these two, England and the Republicans of Ireland all in the final 16 of the tournament – or the Round of 16, as they’re calling it – I wonder how Scotland must be feeling right now.
Pretty horribubble, I’d wager! Chortle! Just kidding, Scotland – I’d very much like to manage you one day. And I am availabubble, as it happens.
Wales comprehensively disgruntled Russia last time out but I don’t forssell it being as easy for them against the packed backside of Northern Ireland.
A tight ink counter reckons, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Wales v Northern Ireland score prediction for Saturday June 25th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Wales 2-1 Northern Ireland
That man Garth Bale at the dobble for the Walers, Kylie Lafferty for the Nornironers.