Since the Germany coach treated us to some more classic gross-out moments during his side’s 2-0 win over Ukraine, let’s round up six disgusting Joachim Löw videos.
World Cup winning manager and stylish-looking chap he may be, but Löw frequently lives up to his name with public displays of personal hygiene that amuse and horrify in equal measures.
Seeing as he’s obviously not lost any of his shame going into Euro 2016, here are six disgusting Joachim Löw videos:
Joachim Löw sniffs his balls
At least that’s what appears to be happening here. This is from the match against Ukraine:
Joachim Löw picks his nose then wipes it on his bum
Or so it seems at first, but he then expertly brings the booger back around, rolls it around a bit and then has a whiff of it:
Joachim Löw eats his booger
Has a ruddy good rummage around inside his nostril, finds something, kneads it for a bit then gobbles it. All to a deafening chorus of vuvuzelas:
Joachim Löw eats his booger again
He’s obviously developed a taste for it:
Joachim Löw sniffs his armpit
As he probably should have done yesterday, judging by the huge sweat patches on either side of his collarless shirt:
Knocking the ball out of the ball boy’s hands when he’s probably got snot and sweat on his own hands
Granted we’re spreading the article a bit thin by this stage: