All the best Wayne Rooney testimonial jokes after a dull, scoreless pre-season clash between Manchester United and the striker’s former club Everton.
Broadcast for free live on Facebook, many tuned in for a glimmer of Premier League action at Old Trafford last night.
But save for Olly Murs turning up as part of the punditry team and the star of the day’s substitution early in the second half, nothing much happened.
But here are the Rooney testimonial jokes after Manchester United 0-0 Everton anyway:
Leave the banner at home tonight eh lads. #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/nm6tLcsIJa
— Etihad Empty Seat (@EtihadEmptySeat) August 3, 2016
Olly Murs is a disease to our support
— Dave (@DaveMUFC16) August 3, 2016
Big Sam on bouncer duties tonight #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/S18BR8QcUQ
— UNITED (@442weets) August 3, 2016
This is more like Rooney's funeral #RooneyTestimonial
— tomj (@tomj) August 3, 2016
The worst ever game of snog, marry or avoid. #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/jN1SlslymU
— Mike Comley (@Commers19) August 3, 2016
Caption this… #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/wmCYrFcKOB
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) August 3, 2016
@Ladbrokes time travelling Nicholas cage falls asleep next to Sir Alex Ferguson
— JP (@Joe_Parker1) August 3, 2016
Nice touch from United remembering LVG with a boring 0-0 at half time #RooneyTestimonial
— Joel McKenna (@McKennaJoel) August 3, 2016
Olly Murs just pronounced the p in coup. Still would though 👍🏻 #RooneyTestimonial
— Ella Tansley (@ellatansley) August 3, 2016
I see the #RooneyTestimonial looks a thrill a minute pic.twitter.com/PC9O2RJxoK
— Richard (@rikkimoore666) August 3, 2016
Louis van Gaal would love this. #mufc #matchdaymac
— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) August 3, 2016
Is @WayneRooney the only player to have MORE hair in his testimonial game than he had on his debut? #RooneyTestimonial #WayneRooney
— Alex Bec (@alexjbec) August 3, 2016
That match testimonialed my patience#RooneyTestimonial
— Football Burp (@FootballBurp) August 3, 2016