The best Wayne Rooney testimonial jokes from lifeless draw

Olly Murs turning up as part of the punditry team was about as eventful as it got.

There were lots of Wayne Rooney testimonial jokes from a dull Man Utd 0-0 Everton at Old Trafford
TESTIMONIAL: Rooney (Image: Дмитрий Голубович/soccer.ru)

All the best Wayne Rooney testimonial jokes after a dull, scoreless pre-season clash between Manchester United and the striker’s former club Everton.

Broadcast for free live on Facebook, many tuned in for a glimmer of Premier League action at Old Trafford last night.

But save for Olly Murs turning up as part of the punditry team and the star of the day’s substitution early in the second half, nothing much happened.

But here are the Rooney testimonial jokes after Manchester United 0-0 Everton anyway:

Leave the banner at home tonight eh lads. #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/nm6tLcsIJa

— Etihad Empty Seat (@EtihadEmptySeat) August 3, 2016

Olly Murs is a disease to our support

— Dave (@DaveMUFC16) August 3, 2016

Big Sam on bouncer duties tonight #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/S18BR8QcUQ

— UNITED (@442weets) August 3, 2016

This is more like Rooney's funeral #RooneyTestimonial

— tomj (@tomj) August 3, 2016

The worst ever game of snog, marry or avoid. #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/jN1SlslymU

— Mike Comley (@Commers19) August 3, 2016

Caption this… #RooneyTestimonial pic.twitter.com/wmCYrFcKOB

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) August 3, 2016

@Ladbrokes time travelling Nicholas cage falls asleep next to Sir Alex Ferguson

— JP (@Joe_Parker1) August 3, 2016

Nice touch from United remembering LVG with a boring 0-0 at half time #RooneyTestimonial

— Joel McKenna (@McKennaJoel) August 3, 2016

Olly Murs just pronounced the p in coup. Still would though 👍🏻 #RooneyTestimonial

— Ella Tansley (@ellatansley) August 3, 2016

I see the #RooneyTestimonial looks a thrill a minute pic.twitter.com/PC9O2RJxoK

— Richard (@rikkimoore666) August 3, 2016

Louis van Gaal would love this. #mufc #matchdaymac

— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) August 3, 2016

Is @WayneRooney the only player to have MORE hair in his testimonial game than he had on his debut? #RooneyTestimonial #WayneRooney

— Alex Bec (@alexjbec) August 3, 2016

That match testimonialed my patience#RooneyTestimonial

— Football Burp (@FootballBurp) August 3, 2016