All the best Wayne Rooney testimonial jokes after a dull, scoreless pre-season clash between Manchester United and the striker’s former club Everton.
Broadcast for free live on Facebook, many tuned in for a glimmer of Premier League action at Old Trafford last night.
But save for Olly Murs turning up as part of the punditry team and the star of the day’s substitution early in the second half, nothing much happened.
But here are the Rooney testimonial jokes after Manchester United 0-0 Everton anyway:
— Etihad Empty Seat (@EtihadEmptySeat) August 3, 2016
Olly Murs is a disease to our support
— Dave (@DaveMUFC16) August 3, 2016
— UNITED (@442weets) August 3, 2016
This is more like Rooney's funeral #RooneyTestimonial
— tomj (@tomj) August 3, 2016
— Mike Comley (@Commers19) August 3, 2016
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) August 3, 2016
@Ladbrokes time travelling Nicholas cage falls asleep next to Sir Alex Ferguson
— JP (@Joe_Parker1) August 3, 2016
Nice touch from United remembering LVG with a boring 0-0 at half time #RooneyTestimonial
— Joel McKenna (@McKennaJoel) August 3, 2016
Olly Murs just pronounced the p in coup. Still would though 👍🏻 #RooneyTestimonial
— Ella Tansley (@ellatansley) August 3, 2016
— Richard (@rikkimoore666) August 3, 2016
— Full Time DEVILS (@FullTimeDEVILS) August 3, 2016
— Alex Bec (@alexjbec) August 3, 2016
That match testimonialed my patience#RooneyTestimonial
— Football Burp (@FootballBurp) August 3, 2016