The best tweets and jokes from Uruguay 2-1 England

The best tweets and jokes from Uruguay 2-1 England after a disappointing night leaves Hodgson's side on the verge of World Cup elimination.

Roy Hodgson couldn't prevent these disappointed tweets and jokes from Uruguay 2-1 England at Brazil 2014
Hodgson… Fluffed it (Image: Football.ua)

A selection of the best tweets and jokes from Uruguay 2-1 England after a disappointing night leaves Roy Hodgson’s side on the verge of World Cup elimination.


Two goals from Liverpool’s Luis Suárez was enough to overcome a solitary Wayne Rooney strike and England now lie bottom of Group D.

After an excruciating match, catch up on the best tweets and jokes from Uruguay 2-1 England…

Glenn Hoddle just said Joe Hart is 'Head & Shoulders' above anyone else. #BANTER

— Coral (@Coral) June 19, 2014

Same team, different story. (Please?) #EnglandvsUruguay

— Carling (@carling) June 19, 2014

Wayne Rooney has also been spotted in the Crowd….#ENGvURU pic.twitter.com/ryebZbFqA2

— TheSportsHangout (@Sports_Hangout) June 19, 2014

How Joe Hart is seeing this match #EnglandvsUruguay pic.twitter.com/2GnvWsLvcU

— Nathanael Munir (@RegularJedi) June 19, 2014

Chart showing every goal Wayne Rooney has scored at the World Cup.. | pic.twitter.com/ZdsmM2eJJF

— 2014 World Cup (@2014WorIdCup) June 19, 2014

Danny Welbeck's heatmap so far!! #URU #ENG pic.twitter.com/1sqafMXwXC

— The Football Jester (@FootballJester) June 19, 2014

If don't win, don't even think about coming back. #EnglandvsUruguay

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 19, 2014

Emile Heskey's phone right now – Desperate times . . . #ENGvURU http://t.co/yWuAm5zPE9 pic.twitter.com/lzTdw5pH2k

— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) June 19, 2014

Queen Elizabeth sends a strong message to inspire the English team at half-time. #EnglandvsUruguay pic.twitter.com/sFRKOEbhX2

— Anup Kaphle (@AnupKaphle) June 19, 2014

With all the scousers in the team we should be stealing this #EnglandvsUruguay #Bealed

— Ian Beale (@_IanBeale_) June 19, 2014

I imagine Jack Wilshere sitting on the England bench looking at Hodgson like… pic.twitter.com/NUKPPkuuvZ

— Mario Balotelli (@mikesanz19) June 19, 2014

"So..Danny Welbeck gets to play but not me!?" pic.twitter.com/srwIJRG4m7

— Worldwide Football (@WwFootbalI) June 19, 2014

BREAKING: Wayne Rooney successfully negotiated another pay-rise at half-time. Fair play, Wazza. #BrazilNuts

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 19, 2014

Will Wayne Rooney score a World Cup goal? Will I get hoes? Will Rich Homie Quan ever stop going in? Find out next episode on Dragon Ball Z!

— GO USA (@BasedChasen) June 19, 2014

When do England come out of the dressing room then? #EnglandvsUruguay

— Nick Ferrari (@NickFerrariLBC) June 19, 2014

FACT: The footballing gods hate Wayne Rooney.

— Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) June 19, 2014

"I wish someone would get Daniel Sturridge 6 inch teriyaki sub" Cheers Geoff

— Cheers Geoff (@Cheers_geoff) June 19, 2014

SHOT MAP: Wayne Rooney has now missed with his right foot, his left foot & with a header. An English hat-trick. #ENG pic.twitter.com/HfR86YL23w

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 19, 2014

Waiting for England to score pic.twitter.com/tLNaDg6YnR #ENGvsURU #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup

— Rami (@Ramisms) June 19, 2014

Pereira got knocked out clean and he is still more aware than Glen Johnson

— Tom (@TommoLFC_) June 19, 2014

Fair play on him wanting to continue, to overcome the shame of being knocked out by Raheem Sterling.

— John O'FuckingShea (@NeymarsHaircut) June 19, 2014

If USA progress further in this World Cup than England, I can never return there. My life would be unbearable. #ENGvURU

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 19, 2014

"england finally scored" pic.twitter.com/t2WhOdKAT1

— shan (@niaIllz) June 19, 2014

England seemed to have picked up a few things in training.. https://t.co/LfK5z8eYIF #URUENG

— 888sport (@888sport) June 19, 2014

Wayne Rooney scored in the World Cup pic.twitter.com/iHaImvCrxa

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) June 19, 2014

Bet Wayne Rooney feels like his lost his virginity all over again.

— Liam Curtis (@UKgloryhouse) June 19, 2014

England fans right now. pic.twitter.com/v47RW9Aadq

— YUNG WILHELM (@ShaiArctic) June 19, 2014

Ozils at the #URUvsENG game haha pic.twitter.com/H3MM9JSI6w

— CORY (@Cory_LFC) June 19, 2014

England need Fergie time!! pic.twitter.com/gzd7boG3tE

— The Football Jester (@FootballJester) June 19, 2014

Well, we can all agree that this has been a very, very bad week for monarchies at the World Cup. #EnglandvsUruguay

— Anup Kaphle (@AnupKaphle) June 19, 2014

Beyond a joke that as soon as the game ends, the players appear in an advert for HEAD & SHOULDERS: #EnglandvsUruguay pic.twitter.com/ZQcAB5P5s8

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 19, 2014

I turn on my tv and if it's not joe hart promoting crisps or washing his hair it's daniel sturridge holding a sandwich.

— David (@TekkaBooSon) June 19, 2014

All brands should be forced to make miserable, all-is-doom adverts so there isn’t such a jarring tonal lurch after a bad England match

— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) June 19, 2014

Rooney and Suarez after the game. pic.twitter.com/iYmh65N8Fo

— Football Related (@FootbaIlRelated) June 19, 2014