The best Tim Krul jokes after Southampton blunder

A frankly quite weird selection of sort-of-gags based on the Magpies goalkeeper.

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KRUL: Twist of fate (Image: Jimmy Baikovicius)

Come see the best Tim Krul jokes in the wake of the Newcastle United goalkeeper’s error that led to Eljero Elia’s opener for Southampton in their 2-1 win at St James’s Park.

Take it away, Twitter peanut gallery!

It's a Krul, Krul Winter.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 17, 2015

Good one.

Blimey, Old MG @iromg could have got down to that ball quicker than Tim Krul – and he moves slower than the tortoise I'm about to adopt…

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) January 17, 2015

As you can see, Mike Parry runs Richard Madeley a close second in the ‘actually is Alan Partridge’ stakes.

To be fair, I’ve been waiting for years for “you’ve got to beat Krul to be Clyne” but it never comes good & I got impatient. I’ll do better.

— Tom Hall (@BRM) January 17, 2015

I saw Krul trending and thought for a second it was Krull *disappointed face* pic.twitter.com/EXHsRMLuGa

— Abhorsen (@LiraelClayr) January 17, 2015

Isn’t that Juan Mata?

This one came the day before the game, but it’s worthy of inclusion nevertheless…

I wonder if, when Tim Krul gets old, he'll start looking like Ed de Goeij..

— Gabriele Marcotti (@Marcotti) January 10, 2015

Admit it, you were totally wondering that.

@ovstedalen Krul backwards is LURK…

— Gabriele Marcotti (@Marcotti) January 10, 2015

Thanks for that, Gabriele.

That’s all from our frankly quite weird collection of Tim Krul jokes. Go now!