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The best Sepp Blatter resigns puns after exit speech

Unexpected press conference leads to reasonable puns.

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There were enough Sepp Blatter resigns puns for an article after he announced his intention to leave FIFA
UNIMPRESSED: Blatter (Image: Marcello Casal Jr./ABr)

With such a malleable name there were bound to be some good Sepp Blatter resigns puns so we’ve selected the best of them here for you.

LET’S RECAP:

The somewhat unexpected announcement that he would eventually be discontinuing his role as FIFA president seemed to be cause for celebration and lame Blatter-based jokes (see below).

These are the best Sepp Blatter resigns puns we could find:

Think Blatter late than never.

— Homo Erectus (@PlioceneBloke) June 2, 2015

Sepp Blatter resigned so if you didn't get any name jokes in yet, now's your chance. I'll get the ball rolling. BLATT'S ALL FOLKS

— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) June 2, 2015

Aww Sepp! What's the Blatter?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

— Tobi SDMN (@Tobjizzle) June 2, 2015

@MJowen174 @brianmoore666 could this by a Qatarstrophe?

— Dave Jones (@davedhjones) June 2, 2015

BREAKING: Scientists at CERN finally discover new form of Anti-Blatter.

— Gary Whitta (@garywhitta) June 2, 2015

Instead of letting him resign, they should have fired him, just for the "Blatter Released" headlines.

— Big Head Sports (@BigHeadSports) June 2, 2015

Sure, Blatter relieved himself, but he still has a mess on his hands.

— Kyle Tucker (@KyleTucker_CJ) June 2, 2015

I go away for one minute and Blatter Sepps down? I'm going away for a minute Mr Zuma @Eusebius @SakinaKamwendo @RediTlhabi @ANN7Reporter

— Zithulele Sibanyoni (@JeSuisWiseman) June 2, 2015

Struggling with "Blatter control" pun. Will work on it in the morning

— Rohan (@mojorojo) June 2, 2015

Fish in crispy beer blatter #BlatterRecipes Sam

— Sam & Mark (@samandmarktv) June 2, 2015

The muck-filled Blatter fuss.

— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) June 2, 2015

THE BLATTER END

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

– You cannot take away my World Cup! - Crimea river, Vlad. #Blatter pic.twitter.com/6DLUV0B1YI

— Exen (@Exen) June 2, 2015

Morons. Or Crutch of the Blatter Day Sinners.

— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) June 2, 2015

RT @bryan_dutch: @achrisevans head on a Blatter

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

@achrisevans The Blattery has run out

— Digital Dan (@DigitalDan85) June 2, 2015

@achrisevans I Guess It Doesn't Blatter Anymore…

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 2, 2015

@achrisevans Things can only get Blatter!!

— Neil Griffin (@Griff_IOW) June 2, 2015

YOU BLATTER BELIEVE IT

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

MAD BLATTER'S TEE-HEE PARTY

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

The whole thing came toppling down because the FBI found a few absurdly overt Jack Warner kick-backs. Blatter got CONCACAFed.

— Duane Rollins (@24thminute) June 2, 2015

The soccer world finally figured out how to get rid of a Blatter Infection. Apply the right amount of pressure, and it goes away on its own

— Squire Barnes (@sbarnesglobal) June 2, 2015

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