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The best Sepp Blatter resigns puns after exit speech

Unexpected press conference leads to reasonable puns.

There were enough Sepp Blatter resigns puns for an article after he announced his intention to leave FIFA
UNIMPRESSED: Blatter (Image: Marcello Casal Jr./ABr)

With such a malleable name there were bound to be some good Sepp Blatter resigns puns so we’ve selected the best of them here for you.

LET’S RECAP:

The somewhat unexpected announcement that he would eventually be discontinuing his role as FIFA president seemed to be cause for celebration and lame Blatter-based jokes (see below).

These are the best Sepp Blatter resigns puns we could find:

Think Blatter late than never.

— Homo Erectus (@PlioceneBloke) June 2, 2015

Sepp Blatter resigned so if you didn't get any name jokes in yet, now's your chance. I'll get the ball rolling. BLATT'S ALL FOLKS

— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) June 2, 2015

Aww Sepp! What's the Blatter?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

— Tobi SDMN (@Tobjizzle) June 2, 2015

@MJowen174 @brianmoore666 could this by a Qatarstrophe?

— Dave Jones (@davedhjones) June 2, 2015

BREAKING: Scientists at CERN finally discover new form of Anti-Blatter.

— Gary Whitta (@garywhitta) June 2, 2015

Instead of letting him resign, they should have fired him, just for the "Blatter Released" headlines.

— Big Head Sports (@BigHeadSports) June 2, 2015

Sure, Blatter relieved himself, but he still has a mess on his hands.

— Kyle Tucker (@KyleTucker_CJ) June 2, 2015

I go away for one minute and Blatter Sepps down? I'm going away for a minute Mr Zuma @Eusebius @SakinaKamwendo @RediTlhabi @ANN7Reporter

— Zithulele Sibanyoni (@JeSuisWiseman) June 2, 2015

Struggling with "Blatter control" pun. Will work on it in the morning

— Rohan (@mojorojo) June 2, 2015

Fish in crispy beer blatter #BlatterRecipes Sam

— Sam & Mark (@samandmarktv) June 2, 2015

The muck-filled Blatter fuss.

— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) June 2, 2015

THE BLATTER END

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

– You cannot take away my World Cup! - Crimea river, Vlad. #Blatter pic.twitter.com/6DLUV0B1YI

— Exen (@Exen) June 2, 2015

Morons. Or Crutch of the Blatter Day Sinners.

— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) June 2, 2015

RT @bryan_dutch: @achrisevans head on a Blatter

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

@achrisevans The Blattery has run out

— Digital Dan (@DigitalDan85) June 2, 2015

@achrisevans I Guess It Doesn't Blatter Anymore…

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 2, 2015

@achrisevans Things can only get Blatter!!

— Neil Griffin (@Griff_IOW) June 2, 2015

YOU BLATTER BELIEVE IT

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

MAD BLATTER'S TEE-HEE PARTY

— Chris Evans (@achrisevans) June 2, 2015

The whole thing came toppling down because the FBI found a few absurdly overt Jack Warner kick-backs. Blatter got CONCACAFed.

— Duane Rollins (@24thminute) June 2, 2015

The soccer world finally figured out how to get rid of a Blatter Infection. Apply the right amount of pressure, and it goes away on its own

— Squire Barnes (@sbarnesglobal) June 2, 2015

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