
All the best Sepp Blatter jokes as Swiss prosecutors start criminal proceedings against the FIFA president.
Yesterday’s scheduled press conference was cancelled at short notice while the main man was reportedly questioned by representatives of the attorney general and had his office sealed off.
These are the best Sepp Blatter jokes as the slow but perhaps inevitable legal process begins:
#FIFA president @SeppBlatter being questioned by Swiss Attorney General in Zurich right now (per @richard_conway) pic.twitter.com/bjf08fd2gX
— Sam's Army (@BarstoolSam) September 25, 2015
Twitter reacting to the Blatter news right now is terrific. pic.twitter.com/XmxmDytabT
— KICKTV (@KICKTV) September 25, 2015
Criminal proceedings opened against Sepp Blatter, the FIFA President has had this to say: https://t.co/xpUJ8zAlvz
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 25, 2015
"Anyone seen him?"…"I think he's in his office.." #FIFA pic.twitter.com/ZAC2ijTwyz
— Kyle Martino (@kylemartino) September 25, 2015
The Swiss attorney general with the criminal proceedings against Sepp Blatter OUTTA NOWHERE https://t.co/1JZJX2kJOi
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) September 25, 2015
Innocent until proven really really guilty. #FIFA
— Kyle Martino (@kylemartino) September 25, 2015
Meanwhile at FIFA HQ…#FIFA #Blatter pic.twitter.com/Qi14haNQDP
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) September 25, 2015
Meanwhile at #FIFA… pic.twitter.com/QwVoukEBqK
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) September 25, 2015
Sepp be like…… #fifa
https://t.co/Nftx5r8Daf
— 90thMin ⚽️ (@90thMin) September 25, 2015
Breaking: Swiss police have searched under Sepp Blatter's bed. pic.twitter.com/d85098TVbp
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) September 25, 2015
There is not a person on planet earth surprised to hear of criminal proceedings involving Sepp Blatter. #FIFA
— Mike Greenberg (@Espngreeny) September 25, 2015
#FIFA, step by Sepp
— Nicolas Vilas (@nicolas_vilas) September 25, 2015
Donald Trump for next #FIFA President. Make Soccer Great Again.
— Daniel Nyari (@danielnyari) September 25, 2015
I'm shocked that the Swiss prosecutors have opened a criminal investigation into Sepp Blatter. Shocked that it's taken so long.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) September 25, 2015
INT. BLATTER'S OFFICE – NIGHT
SEPP is hunched over his laptop. His fat fingers slowly tap the keys.
Close on screen: HOW TO FAKE DEMENTIA
— Nick Murphy (@nickmurftweets) September 25, 2015
Blatter cartoon in the Swiss papers this morning… pic.twitter.com/xssIZ9dIZN
— enda brady (@SkyEnda) September 26, 2015