The best Sepp Blatter jokes as FIFA corruption scandal goes on

Presidential jokes as Blatter vows to carry on and "find a way to fix things".

As he clings to power and vows to carry on despite the corruption scandal, the Sepp Blatter jokes continued
MAPPING A WAY OUT: Blatter (Image: Antonio Cruz/ABr)

With FIFA’s corruption crisis continuing for a second day ahead of Friday’s presidential election, check out the Sepp Blatter jokes as the incumbent faced calls to resign but vowed to carry on.

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The current president reportedly told UEFA chief Michel Platini that it was “too late” for him to resign and said he wanted to “find a way to fix things” at the opening of the organisation’s congress yesterday.

Now being seen by many as a figure of ridicule clinging on to power like a madman, these are the best Sepp Blatter jokes:

Sepp Blatter's already in a solid-gold helicopter that shoots ruby missiles and drops emerald bombs

— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) May 27, 2015

No charges against Sepp Blatter yet, but you have to think he has a getaway plan. Volcano Lair? Uncharted island? pic.twitter.com/dTlE9DKE8O

— Ives Galarcep (@SoccerByIves) May 27, 2015

The Feds have Sepp Blatter on the run… pic.twitter.com/O1hHsNCRge

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 27, 2015

EXCLUSIVE: Sepp Blatter with a letter for the FBI. pic.twitter.com/m3ElQTsNuy

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 27, 2015

Exclusive photo, @SeppBlatter in his office right now. #FIFA pic.twitter.com/AXMAhuFLFC

— Andrew (@morbital) May 27, 2015

"You may have taken my minions, but you'll never take this from me. NEVER." #FIFA #SeppBlatter #FIFAarrests pic.twitter.com/zLYD3cHufb

— MonsterBet (@Monster_Bet) May 27, 2015

First step in ending #FIFA corruption. Stop sitting in chairs like this. #SeppBlatter pic.twitter.com/XdpXQV7p74

— Jeremy spoke in… (@jeremynewberger) May 27, 2015

If Sepp Blatter does go on the run, he's going to need some decent fake ID…#WheresSepp pic.twitter.com/LF39t3NPEN

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 27, 2015

Sepp Blatter: taking football to a mainstream American audience.

— sportingintelligence (@sportingintel) May 27, 2015

We think Sepp Blatter might be on his way to the Ecuador Embassy to fight Julian Assange for the master bedroom

— BetVictor (@BetVictor) May 27, 2015

Guess we can add Russia to the list of places Sepp Blatter can hide when the charges on him drop: pic.twitter.com/RWgYrbgIz7

— Ives Galarcep (@SoccerByIves) May 27, 2015

Sepp Blatter will not attend this morning's FIFA medical conference in Zurich. He's currently in Argentina under the name Ziggy Ranchero.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 28, 2015

Last act of desperation………Sepp Blatter's World cup trophy impression #FIFAarrests pic.twitter.com/AUCAKSad0g

— PKelly (@paulkellington) May 28, 2015

I refuse to read any story about FIFA which doesn't have this as its main picture of Sepp Blatter. pic.twitter.com/gVy6pX1IBK

— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) May 28, 2015

"…authorities were confused by what they saw as BIZARRE IRREGULARITIES IN HIS ACCOUNTS" @SeppBlatter #FIFA pic.twitter.com/O9aXOPbxIv

— Ted Quote of the Day (@FrTedQOTD) May 28, 2015

Following yesterday's arrests, Sepp Blatter wastes no time unveiling the all-new FIFA Executive Committee… pic.twitter.com/n7gOg9Q8o8

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) May 28, 2015

Everyone seems to be laying the boot into Sepp Blatter today, but he's starting to get some support now. #FIFAarrests pic.twitter.com/oNoZEZKkW6

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 28, 2015

Getting #SeppBlatter out of #FIFA is like ousting an African dictator. We need a dodgy Central American country to offer him a safe haven.

— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) May 28, 2015

Coming soon, to a cinema near you. Sepp #Blatter is… The #GodBlatter Need cash, no questions asked? He's your man. pic.twitter.com/to2MOalK1V

— Chris Shaw (@The_ChrisShaw) May 28, 2015

What does @SeppBlatter stand for? The Russian national anthem. #FIFAarrests

— Vladimir Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) May 28, 2015

.@SeppBlatter u ok hun?

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) May 28, 2015

Sepp Blatter's address summed up in one gif… #FIFA pic.twitter.com/dbJsZdKZLm

— Copa90 (@Copa90) May 28, 2015

1 – Number of people left on the planet who think Sepp Blatter should remain as FIFA president. Megalomaniac.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) May 28, 2015

Sepp Blatter: " I cannot monitor everyone all the time". How about trying for SOME of them SOME of the time?

— trey wingo (@wingoz) May 28, 2015

Cheers Russia bedroom looks a treat pic.twitter.com/5IjRf7XH8S

— seppblatter_not (@Seppblatter_not) May 28, 2015

Poor Sepp Blatter.Just a couple of hundred rotten apples,and he has to carry the can.Who could ever have guessed Qatar was offering bribes ?

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) May 28, 2015

Finally some proof to shut all the @SeppBlatter haters up. This guy has nothing to hide pic.twitter.com/YSFS8KphjD

— sarcasm (@sarcasm) May 28, 2015

Latest odds on who'll replace Sepp Blatter if he has to step down from presidency of FIFA. (ta @Ross_Owen) pic.twitter.com/VLthnykSGV

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 28, 2015

I have it on good authority that #SeppBlatter will win tomorrow's #FIFA election with 127% of the votes cast.

— Alan Lamb (@Alan_Lamb17) May 28, 2015