The best Sepp Blatter jokes after ‘small breakdown’ leads to hospital admission

There's not an overwhelming amount of sympathy for the suspended FIFA president.

Perhaps reading the Sepp Blatter jokes from his bed in hospital after a 'small breakdown', the FIFA president

Here are some more Sepp Blatter jokes after the suspended FIFA president reportedly had a “small emotional breakdown” and was admitted to hospital in Switzerland.

Despite apparently having stress-related health checks just 5 days ago, the under-fire 79-year-old is said to have suffered “a nervous shock” and is set to remain in hospital over the weekend but is expected to make a full recovery.

Blatter’s spokesman, Klaus Stoehlker, told AFP:

He is preparing to leave on Monday and will be back on the job on Tuesday.

So now these are the best of the latest Sepp Blatter jokes after his ‘small breakdown’ and recent admission to hospital:

I've sympathy for Sepp Blatter having to remain in hospital. His bed really doesn't look that comfy. #Blatter #FIFA pic.twitter.com/889X7aeTpv

— Steve Kilner (@1StevieKilner) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter is in hospital with a temperature of 39 degrees, or as he described it, the perfect temperature for playing football.

— james menzies (@jamesmenzies1) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter admitted to hospital for stress. Better call Saul. pic.twitter.com/PhQqOJWd89

— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter has been taken to hospital with stress. They wanted to admit him, but he refuses to admit anything.

— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) November 11, 2015

Pretty sure Sepp Blatter is the initial phase of faking his own death

— Steve (@Smokedawg33) November 11, 2015

BREAKING! Sepp Blatter has awarded 2022 World Cup to his hospital in Switzerland

— The Three Bears (@54Beats44) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter checks himself into hospital so that when a extradition request comes in he can argue he's too ill.

— Big Jock Knew EBT (@BigJockOfficial) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter admitted to hospital, complaining of greasy palms and a wet beak

— keithlaw (@keithlaw) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter in hospital. He was suffering from an severe onset of remorse but doctors have managed to stop it spreading towards his heart.

— Ian Freeman (@ianfreeman) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter hospitalised? Suffering a "nervous shock". The proper medical defn apparently is "guilt".

— Martin Devlin (@DevlinLive) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter hospitalised with "slight breakdown" pic.twitter.com/haptVvrSdJ

— David Black (@davidblack76) November 11, 2015

I gather Sepp Blatter has had a small breakdown. I therefore feel a proportionate amount of sympathy.

— TheInvisibleWoman (@TheVintageYear) November 11, 2015

Sepp Blatter has had a small breakdown trying to remember where Russia's bribe money ended up.

— Vladimir Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) November 11, 2015

BBC News: Sepp Blatter admitted to hospital Well at least he's admitted to something

— alankemp (@alkemp57) November 11, 2015