
A selection of Sepp Blatter jokes after calls for his resignation amid corruption allegations relating to the planned World Cup in Qatar that appeared in a British newspaper.
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Senior UEFA officials were joined by the Dutch and English FAs to demand the President of FIFA step down next year because of the damage recent scandals have done to the organisation.
Blatter has decided to seek re-election in 2015, a move FA vice-president David Gill said was “disappointing”.
These are the best Sepp Blatter jokes amid the Qatar 2022 crisis:
.@SeppBlatter doesn't discriminate: White or brown, it's what's on the inside that matters. As long as the envelope is stuffed full of cash.
— Jon Gomm (@jongomm) June 10, 2014
FIFA have confirmed that there is no specific threat to Sepp Blatter from rioters in Sao Paulo.
That's a shame.
— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) June 10, 2014
FIFA President Sepp Blatter's greatest moment in football
#EGG
https://t.co/3uzlHweUTY”
— mick quinn (@mickquinn1089) June 10, 2014
David Gill calls on Sepp Blatter to end his FIFA presidency!!
https://t.co/EPlsqKwvP5
— The Football Jester (@FootballJester) June 10, 2014
Sepp Blatter denies accusations that he ever behaves like he's The King. pic.twitter.com/p9xVizgr78
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 10, 2014
"Crisis, what is a crisis? We are not in a bazaar here!" well @SeppBlatter, actually you are. and you are the biggest dealer #FIFAcorruption
— Jens Weinreich (@jensweinreich) June 10, 2014
Sepp Blatter denies he ever stands in front of the mirror pretending he's All-Powerful King Of The Universe. pic.twitter.com/uDRY3VioUb
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 10, 2014
According to FIFA president Sepp Blatter, "More than 400 billion fans will watch the games,” which might be a slight exaggeration.
— Dustin Parkes (@dustinparkes) June 10, 2014
Last one (for now). Sepp Blatter denies that Qatar's oil reserves had anything to do with award of 2022 World Cup. pic.twitter.com/vzy5Vm5iPL
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 10, 2014
Sepp Blatter = MUG
— Spencer FC (@SpencerOwen) June 10, 2014
Sepp Blatter you naughty man. pic.twitter.com/XQwACpxoVF
— FourFourTweet (@FourFourTweet) June 10, 2014
Sepp Blatter was asked who's his favourite Qatar player? He said Eric Clapton. #vinb
— Kevin Oliver Murray (@Kevnmur) June 10, 2014
"Recently he (FIFA's Sepp Blatter) was asked how should women's soccer be made more popular he said 'Well they should wear shorter shorts'."
— Kevi? Stott ? (@KevinStott11) June 10, 2014
Looking forward to Sepp Blatter's new role as Chairman of Better Together.
— Jonathan Mackie (@MackieJonathan) June 10, 2014
Sepp Blatter dances on stage with Fifa congress host http://t.co/SRtEruc3Tw pic.twitter.com/2q8QdhKnvI <<< Dear dear me! The man has no shame..
— Nara Hodge (@NaraHodge) June 10, 2014