The best Scotland v Nigeria match-fixing jokes

The best Scotland v Nigeria match-fixing jokes as allegations swirled around the 2-2 draw at Craven Cottage.

These Nigeria fans probably enjoyed the Scotland v Nigeria match-fixing jokes
Fans… Probably put a bet on (Image: nova3web)

The best Scotland v Nigeria match-fixing jokes as allegations swirled around the 2-2 draw at Craven Cottage last night.

An investigation was announced before the game and a dubious own-goal scored by the Nigerian goalkeeper did little to quell suspicions of foul play.

A dubious Twitter came up with these Scotland v Nigeria match-fixing jokes:

All this talk of match-fixing is a shame, as it means that when Scotland thump Nigeria 34-0 tomorrow they won't get the credit they deserve

— Narey's Toepoker (@Nareystoepoker) May 27, 2014

Scotland and Nigeria's 2-2 draw will go ahead tomorrow despite match fixing allegations.

— Mr Barnz (@Mr_Barnz) May 28, 2014

. @paddypower Paddy I want to put £38 million on Nigeria to beat Scotland Can you email me your bank details so I can transfer the money

— Kenny Senior (@mrkennysenior) May 28, 2014

Nigeria keeper is raging. He had a tenner on 100000/1 for him to score own goal.

— Raman Bhardwaj (@STVRaman) May 28, 2014

EXCLUSIVE: Photo from the dressing room where Nigeria are receiving their half-time team talk. pic.twitter.com/VY0BWN8NZP

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) May 28, 2014

Can't believe pp are saying the Nigeria match is fixed. It's not like the gk is chucking it in his own net… https://t.co/DaCXs2v7ay

— TheSpainTrain (@TheSpainTrain) May 28, 2014

Shout out to Nigeria for having the balls to score dubious own goals 1 day after they've been accused of intending to match fix #respect

— Dan (@lufc_dan) May 28, 2014

Crime squad have to be interviewing the Nigeria goalkeeper after the game #OwnGoal #MatchFixed >>>> http://t.co/ZfWufSFcEr

— Goal Adviser (@GoalAdviser) May 28, 2014

Can see why the Nigeria vs Scotland game is getting investigated, we all know who the culprit is now!!!

— richard duffy (@rich_duffy) May 28, 2014

You can take the man out of Nigeria but you can't take the fraud out of the man. Baitest match fixing ever https://t.co/MA56SY9MEA

— Olti (@OltzALB) May 28, 2014

Keep ball as far away from Ejide cos he's hellbent on cashing out some more tonight lol

— Sappy Jnr (@SappyJnr) May 28, 2014

No match fixing here… move right along… #Nigeria https://t.co/bD5vsRJzKh

— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) May 28, 2014

Lucky nobody was talking about match fixing before Nigeria v Scotland, or this own goal might look a bit suspicious: https://t.co/8ApLMHKpio

— Mixtape Tuesday (@mixtapekeys) May 28, 2014

Must say that Nigeria's GK probably isn't match fixing – I remember a girl at school do that in PE in Year 5 – easy mistake to make

— Ralph Hannah (@paraguayralph) May 28, 2014

Nigerian keeper was literally throwing the ball into his net, most of the defenders looked bought out and Scotland could still only draw lol

— Paul Morrissey (@Paul_Morrissey) May 28, 2014

Nigeria’s goalkeeper doing his best to keep the ball out of the net… http://t.co/5d8ErTrIGR

— The SPORT Bible (@TSBible) May 28, 2014

Overheard 3 Nigerian fans coming out of Craven Cottage that the Super Eagles won't get a single point in the world cup. Don't bet on it guys

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) May 28, 2014