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The best Roy Keane jokes after poor United display v Olympiakos

Manchester United lost their Champions League last-16 first leg tie against Olympiakos and one pundit was angry - here are the best Roy Keane jokes.

This expression led to this collection of the best Roy Keane jokes after United's disappointing performance against Olympiakos in the Champions League
ANGRY: Keane (Image: YouTube/LaLigaAction)

After Manchester United lost their Champions League last-16 first leg tie with Greek side Olympiakos in Athens, one former player turned ITV pundit was angry – here are the best Roy Keane jokes.

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Seething with rage and apparently dismayed by what he had just witnessed, the football hardman declared that midfielder Michael Carrick’s post-match interview was as “flat” as United’s performance and:

There’s this idea the Premier League is the best league in the world. Nonsense. It’s the best brand.

Immerse yourself in the madness with the best Roy Keane jokes:

I dare that sprinkler to go anywhere near Roy Keane. #OlympiacosvMUFC

— Ian Ridley (@IanRidley1) February 25, 2014

Chiles: "United's defence looks weak Roy?" Keane: "I hope everything you ever loved in this world dies slowly in your arms Adrian."

— News Manc (@NewsManc) February 25, 2014

Slow-motion replay suggests the Olympiakos goal was caused by a deflection off one of Roy Keane's grudges #MUFC

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane isn't angry, he's just disappointed. (Also, he's angry)

— Paul (@UtdRantcast) February 25, 2014

Someone send Roy Keane in United's dressing room.

— Azeem (@AzeemZMir) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane appears strangely energised by United's failings

— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane: "They've looked very ordinary." In other news it's Tuesday.

— Totally Man Utd™ (@TotallyMUFC) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane isn't even playing for us and right now he has more passion about this than nearly all of the squad.

— Rico (@Trequartastic) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane is currently using Lee Dixon to beat Adrian Chiles to death with.

— News Manc (@NewsManc) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane on the heavy punchbag now and biting heads off chickens in preparation for his full-time verdict. #MUFC #itvfootball

— Alan McKinlay (@MirrorMacca) February 25, 2014

Prediction: Roy Keane's post-match voice will go so high that only dogs will be able to hear him.

— Balls.ie (@ballsdotie) February 25, 2014

ITV should devote as much time as they can to Roy Keane after this. Sod the news.

— Matt Lawton (@Matt_Lawton_DM) February 25, 2014

Exclusive! Roy Keane ready for post match.. pic.twitter.com/nEgCzUG04L

— Chris Nutbeam (@ChrisBTSP) February 25, 2014

Are ITV using the break to douse Roy Keane in a flame retardant material in case he combusts? #mufc #bbcfootball

— Stuart Rowson (@StuartRowson) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane should be on TV every day. Have him reading the news, presenting CBeebies, whatever. Just get him on.

— Tony Barrett (@TonyBarretTimes) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane on the #PremierLeaguepic.twitter.com/L1Qu1zI4r3

— Football Tips (@footballtips) February 25, 2014

Ha ha Roy Keane even ripping in to the interview performance

— Brian Durand (@BrianDurand56) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane is heading for a man hug.

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 25, 2014

ITV need to get Roy Keane to say what he thinks.

— sportingintelligence (@sportingintel) February 25, 2014

If Roy Keane was captain of this side he would have chinned every player in the squad then fisted Moyes to death with no lube.

— Davidopoulos (@TekkaBooSon) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane: "It's easy to say it'll be better the next game. For some of them there won't be a next game. Not good enough for @ManUtd" #MUFC

— Kevin Palmer (@kpsundayworld) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane is brilliant. Can we get him to review films n stuff? Bet he only likes Raging Bull.

— Martin Gritton (@MGritton) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane looked so angry that if Moyes had asked him to come out of retirement for the 2nd leg I think he might have said yes.

— Alex Thomas (@alexthomascnn) February 25, 2014

I love watching Roy Keane. He says what most people are thinking and he says it in about three words. #sharp #succinct

— Sam Matterface (@sammatterface) February 25, 2014

I want to see Roy Keane as a panellist on The Voice or X-Factor or Eggheads or Anything

— Francis Keogh (@HonestFrank) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane currently hanging underneath the United team coach like Max Cady in Cape Fear…

— Bark Pamphlet (@BarkPamphlet) February 25, 2014

Roy Keane bursts into the United dressing room … pic.twitter.com/qLnY1F09xx

— Keith Russell (@Keith_Russell) February 25, 2014

Imagine getting a bad school report and Roy Keane is your dad………..

— Tony Barrett (@TonyBarretTimes) February 25, 2014

I'd love to ask Roy Keane what he thinks of Adrian Chiles after a few beers, he looks like he absolutely loathes him.

— Simon Steers (@sisteers) February 25, 2014

ever seen Roy Keane & Scotty from Star Trek in the same room? .. pic.twitter.com/Kqq3GvScEk

— SPFL Banter *** (@splbanter) February 25, 2014

Ouch Mrs Carrick puts the boot into Roy Keane and later on deletes it. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/sGviLxvRY8

— Paul Smith (@Smudge1962) February 25, 2014

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