After their midfield star added another two to his tally against Manchester City in Arsenal’s 2-1 win at the Emirates last night, these are the best Mesut Özil assist jokes.
The German international has now notched a total of fifteen assists in the Premier League this season, more than double his nearest rival.
A running joke that continues to have legs, check out the latest Mesut Özil assist jokes after two more in Arsenal’s 2-1 win over Manchester City.
ANOTHER assist for Ozil! pic.twitter.com/S5pGRJNEjw
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 21, 2015
Ozil assist you say? pic.twitter.com/iHCECQtSsF
— N. (@FourFourNyle) December 21, 2015
Mesut Ozil could find the exact date and time Louis Van Gaal will be sacked.
— Danny Welbeck (@WelBeast) December 21, 2015
Ozil could find my dad with a pass and I ain't seen him for 15 years.
— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) December 21, 2015
Yaya and Kolo Toure used to be the same person, until they met Özil's assists
Ozil
11 games
2 goals
15 assist
🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/O1ZwWq2NBF
— kiyaawe flava (@Kiyaawe) December 21, 2015
2 – By the time you've read this tweet, Mesut Ozil will have set up another 2 goals. Provider.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) December 21, 2015
Oxford dictionary (New Word Alert)
Ozil (noun): An assist or a help.
Usage: Can I Ozil you? How may I be of Ozil?
— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) December 21, 2015
Ozil is an Alien I swear to god.
#AssistKing
2-0 to dem @Arsenal dudes 👍🏼😮 pic.twitter.com/BdAnCLw0q8
— Nick (@Nick28T) December 21, 2015
There are three things certain in life:
Death
Taxes
And a Mesut Ozil assist.
— Arsenal News (@__arsenalnews_) December 21, 2015
Mesut Ozil:
Eat, Sleep, Assist, Repeat.
— Coral (@Coral) December 21, 2015
Ozil should be a life coach with the way he gets people closer to their goals
— Zito (@_Zeets) December 21, 2015
When you're in the middle of a foursome but you want to see that Ozil assist again pic.twitter.com/6hvG5dsz70
— caasI@Christmas (@dribblesanchez) December 21, 2015
*Doctor's surgery*
Patient: "I'm worried about this lump."
Doctor: "Don't worry, that's just a cyst from Ozil…"
— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 21, 2015
Mesut Ozil can find the G-spot with a through ball.
— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) December 21, 2015
Ozil is the 🔑 dj khaled talks about
— Smxth. (@Damzsmxth) December 21, 2015
Ozil goes off with two assists tonight. He's heading out for a drink tonight, where he'll be wingman for every single lad in the place.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 21, 2015
If this is how I die, tell Ozil I loved him.
— Nia Griffiths (@niagriffiths89) December 21, 2015
HT: 2-0 to Arsenal. Ozil's 14th and 15th assists of the season allowing Wenger to dream again… pic.twitter.com/QkD615BQgr
— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 21, 2015
Arsene Wenger: “Mesut Ozil is like a musician who always plays the right note."
💁 pic.twitter.com/tOdDKMsAQ6
— AM ❤ (@MegzyPainter) December 21, 2015
The king of assists mesut Ozil 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Ot4OJH9eHI
— arsenal Gooner (@goonergang) December 21, 2015
LVG : is that not ozil, does he have two heads pic.twitter.com/QtBeRDXd3Y
— L•O•R•D•™ (@aWoZy) December 21, 2015
Mesut Ozil never stops assisting pic.twitter.com/ezfEQlJalz
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) December 22, 2015