These were the best Luke Shaw fat jokes after José Mourinho substituted him off at half time of Man Utd’s 2-0 FA Cup win over Brighton.
Despite a sub-par team performance all round, the Red Devils boss chose Shaw to make an example of, hauling him off for Ashley Young at the interval.
Many were quick to comment on Shaw’s overweight appearance, and it now looks inevitable he will leave Old Trafford in the summer.
As promised, here are those Luke Shaw fat jokes:
Luke Shaw injured his finger at half time whilst phoning his order at Pizza Express. Jose was furious and subbed him.
— Lee (@BleaseyMCRred) March 18, 2018
Lads, by all means say that Luke Shaw is overweight for a Premiership footballer but don't call him fat. Most of you haven't seen your cock since last century……
— Remo (@Remo26599) March 19, 2018
— el diablo rojo UK (@elDiabloRojoUK) March 16, 2018
Sources close to Luke Shaw. pic.twitter.com/XtvjEuhLBC
— Stuart (@__Bingo) March 19, 2018
Bet Luke Shaw is gutted be working Saturday night he's usually on his 5th can and 2nd kebab at this time. #MUNBHA
— Dave Harrison (@itsmeinnitmate) March 17, 2018
Luke Shaw 30m. Andy Robertson 10m. pic.twitter.com/F7aAuiRGQQ
— Gar⚽️Breen (@GarBreeninhoLfc) March 17, 2018
At this rate Luke Shaw will only play the Community Shield since it’s sponsored by McDonald’s. He simply seeds to step up.
— The United Link 🏆 (@TheUnitedLink) March 20, 2018
There’s always a sauce close to Luke Shaw. He’s always in fucking McDonalds.
— Matt Quick (@m_j_quick) March 19, 2018
When Mourinho see’s Luke Shaw by the pasta at Carrington https://t.co/Ngqap6KusP
— Krish (@Krishan_Mamba24) March 19, 2018
You're all being a bit mean to Luke Shaw. Here's his contribution to our League Cup win last year. pic.twitter.com/68oxPCKVnW
— Rojo's Rabona (@DMKStand) March 19, 2018
Mourinho is one match away from fat shaming Luke Shaw
— NW3Gooner (@NW3Gooner) March 17, 2018
Luke Shaw at full-time when he hears Mourinho coming down the tunnel. pic.twitter.com/Lu16bbDuD9
— Jordan Clarke (@FourFourJordan) March 17, 2018