The best Luis Suárez jokes as he scores 2 against England

The best Luis Suárez jokes after the Uruguayan star who was not supposed to be fit fired two past England at Brazil 2014.

Seen here playing for Uruguay before Uruguay 2-1 England at Brazil 2014 and the Luis Suárez jokes
Suárez… Seemed fit enough (Image: Ailura)

The best Luis Suárez jokes after the Uruguayan star who was not supposed to be fit fired two past England at Brazil 2014.


The South American team are now masters of their own destiny, whilst England have nothing but hope left to cling to as Roy Hodgson prays that Italy win their remaining group games.

This is a collection of the best Luis Suárez jokes as fans console themselves following Uruguay’s 2-1 win against England in Group D.

Comment of the #WorldCup so far from Andros Townsend: "Luis Suarez can nutmeg a mermaid." pic.twitter.com/nBHdtWCCt2

— FTBpro (@FTBpro) June 19, 2014

Hopefully the shot Sturridge just took will result in the ball hitting a satellite out of orbit which falls and kills Luis Suarez.

— KyleJW (@zKJWo) June 19, 2014

2,992 – Number of Liverpool fans who'll burn their Luis Suarez shirt tonight. Opener.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) June 19, 2014

BREAKING: Luis Suarez celebrates his goal. pic.twitter.com/nbCnEJ6ubv

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 19, 2014

Luis Suarez really sunk his teeth into that one.

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlakeWP) June 19, 2014

Official petition to ban Luis Suarez from Britain. I have David Cameron on Bebo so favourite if you want your voice heard.

— Aled Phillips (@aledsavedlatin) June 19, 2014

That guy Luis Suarez looks like Sid from Ice Age tbh

— Thotiana (@c0ckeater) June 19, 2014

Luis Suarez and a terrified old man. pic.twitter.com/a1xHrTMf3I

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) June 19, 2014

Flowchart —> “How England can stop Luis Suarez” #URUvsENG #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/fgoRuVTi5i

— Rami (@Ramisms) June 19, 2014

When Luis Suárez walks into Liverpool dressing room for the pre-season pic.twitter.com/4GvFa5Y3EU

— ADIL ? ???? (@Barzaboy) June 19, 2014

Luis Suarez house in Liverpool… #ENGvURU pic.twitter.com/2p8MqlZSHN

— TheSportsHangout (@Sports_Hangout) June 19, 2014

Well thank god Luis Suarez isn't really fit three weeks after a knee op….

— Julian Ryder (@MotoGPJules) June 19, 2014

Luis Suarez as a baby #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup #EnglandvsUruguay #ENGvsURU #URU pic.twitter.com/PHvEySQu3d

— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) June 19, 2014

When Gerrard next sees Suarez https://t.co/NYnWfCEqtl

— Prick (@Lams300) June 19, 2014

Suarez walking into Liverpool's changing room next season https://t.co/UJfcmWaHAh

— ebunni ~ (@adxgun) June 19, 2014

I'm sure the English fans 1-2 kill Suarez now

— Rinaldo (@Rinaldopls) June 19, 2014

Suarez thanking Gerrard for the great assist ???? pic.twitter.com/hzWgTFMbAa

— Marcus Walker (@Marcus69Walker) June 19, 2014

Lol Suarez must be thinking pic.twitter.com/b0Nt2BJfgh

— SUAREZ (@Judiniho) June 19, 2014

Suarez's bird is buzzing pic.twitter.com/Sc7QnYvyh2

— will britt (@will_britt) June 19, 2014

When Suarez tries to apologies to Sturridge when back at Liverpool???? pic.twitter.com/Sg9nFgljQV

— Amar (@amarAFC_10) June 19, 2014

Luis Suarez looking at the England players like.. pic.twitter.com/b9q4J98RhF

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) June 19, 2014

Luis Suarez walking into the dressing room after the game pic.twitter.com/jNyq8mjMfN

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) June 19, 2014

'Suarez: I dreamt this moment because of all the criticism I've received in England' – Criticism for cheating, being racist and biting.

— Manchester United (@ManUnitedWorld) June 19, 2014