So Luis Suárez bites Ivanović and then goes on to score a late equaliser for Liverpool during their 2-2 draw with Premier League rivals Chelsea.
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It’s a big deal. Hence, the jokes.
While poor Branislav Ivanović recovers, Twitter has been awash with contributions to the humour. Check out the best jokes, videos and Photoshopped pictures below.
Plus, don’t miss our collection of the best #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu tweets.
I think Liverpool have bitten off more they can chew in this game #suarez
— phil adlam (@philadlam) April 21, 2013
Suarez has been criticised for making a meal of things this season, but never quite like this…
— Paul Kelso (@pkelso) April 21, 2013
Live picture of the Suarez bite twitter.com/marlonpack/sta…
— Marlon Pack (@marlonpack) April 21, 2013
Suarez brings a whole new meaning to a feast of football
— Steve Bates (@sbates_people) April 21, 2013
Bit of much for Suarez twitter.com/Harvey_East/st…
— HARVEY (@Harvey_East) April 21, 2013
Sturridgeserved that on a plate for Suarez…. #lol
— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) April 21, 2013
SUAREZ EAT ALL THE PLAYERS YOU WANT YOU LEGEND
— ??????????? (@JamzLdn) April 21, 2013
Luis Suarez’ stats: 1 goal, 1 assist, 3 floor-rolls, 5 grins, 4 screams, 6 gestures to ref, 4 big teeth, 2 offsides, 1 handball, 1 bite.
— Verminated (@Vermaelen05) April 21, 2013
Luis Suarez getting ready to be brought into the post match Interview #lfc #chelsea twitter.com/Terraces_Stoke…
— Terraces Menswear (@Terraces_Stoke) April 21, 2013
@hucks6dh6 To be fair to Suarez he is the only player in a poor Liverpool side that provides a bit of bite!
— Andy Doyle (@angrydoyle) April 21, 2013
I’d like to have Suarez for dinner one day.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) April 21, 2013
Luis Suarez been called up to Hollywood for new film role… twitter.com/Now__Football/…
— Now Football (@Now__Football) April 21, 2013
The moment Suarez bit Ivanovic #UNITED twitter.com/UnitedsRedArmy…
— Uniteds RedArmy (@UnitedsRedArmy) April 21, 2013
I don’t have the broadcast rights to the game, but this is a DRAMATIC RECONSTRUCTION of what happened #Suarez #LFC twitter.com/_Inno/status/3…
— Tony (@_Inno) April 21, 2013
#Suarez when boys bite you gently #LFC twitter.com/SarcastScouser…
— Sarcastic Scouser (@SarcastScouser) April 21, 2013
Really impressed with the progress Suarez is making. He could have bitten a black dude.
— Romesh Ranganathan (@RomeshRanga) April 21, 2013
Suarez when he scored twitter.com/YOZZA1878/stat…
— John Duckworth FT (@JohnDuckworthFT) April 21, 2013
Can’t believe the disrespect #suarez brother has just shown after being asked about the incident & laughing…..?? twitter.com/rgrodgers/stat…
— ?RikRod? (@rgrodgers) April 21, 2013
Brendan Rogers has already taken appropriate action against Luis Suarez #LFC #hannibal twitter.com/EPLStatman/sta…
— EPL Stat Man (@EPLStatman) April 21, 2013
Luis Suarez has announced he’s leaving Liverpool at the end of the season. He’s been offered 200 grand a week on The Walking Dead.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 21, 2013
I can’t help but think if Suarez had his teeth removed it would be a win-win for all parties.
— Andrew Allen (@AAllenSport) April 21, 2013
Grab a snickers twitter.com/FootballFunnys…
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 21, 2013
Major gaffe by Jamie Redknapp: “It’s been a bad day for strikers Adebayor Dzeko Torres and Suarez – but at least Suarez showed some appetite
— Steve Bates (@sbates_people) April 21, 2013
Liverpool physio just asked Suarez who he wanted for pre game meal next game
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) April 21, 2013
BREAKING: Concern for Branislav Ivanovic this evening, as Luis Suarez is spotted leaving Anfield with a doggy bag. twitter.com/BBCSporf/statu…
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) April 21, 2013
BREAKING: Luis Suarez: “I just wanted to have a taste of Champions League success”.
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) April 21, 2013
BREAKING-Exclusive picture of Ivanovics InjuryGet your teeth into this! #Suarez #liverpool #Chelsea lol twitter.com/robboma3/statu…
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) April 21, 2013
Here’s the secret weapon to stop liverpool strikers #BewareOfDog #Liverpool #Suarez #EPLisDangerous twitter.com/AdleneGUEDIOUR…
— Adlene GUEDIOURA(@AdleneGUEDIOURA) April 21, 2013
Just bought the Luis Suarez computer – one byte and no memory #ImHereAllWeek
— Christopher Davies (@Chrisdavies1966) April 21, 2013
New FA regulations for Suarez.. twitter.com/FootballFunnys…
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) April 21, 2013
Suarez’s favourite dish twitter.com/FootyMemes/sta…
— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) April 21, 2013
More marketing from most footballers’ favourite eatery #LFC #Suarez twitter.com/Richard_Buxton…
— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) April 22, 2013
Luis Suarez – Not the devil they claim him to be twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown/…
— RAWK Meltdown(@RAWK_Meltdown) April 22, 2013
Surely an ‘eight game or more’ ban for Luis Suarez at 5/6 is buying money? @oddschecker twitter.com/GetYourTipsOut…
— GetYourTipsOut (@GetYourTipsOut) April 22, 2013
Brilliant bit of advertising from Nandos #Suarez twitter.com/redluker/statu…
— Jess Westbrook (@JessWesty1) April 22, 2013
#suarez twitter.com/cotterill_davi…
— David cotterill (@cotterill_david) April 22, 2013
“@liverpoolunion: dont care if Suarez bit him I’ll always support him even if murdered a child he’d have my full support” <– ur not alright
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) April 21, 2013
Suarez was just hungry! That’s all.
— Anthony Gerrard (@antgerrard86) April 21, 2013
I’d rather have Suarez bite me, than have Giggs shag my missus, or Rooney shag me nan.
— RAWK Meltdown(@RAWK_Meltdown) April 21, 2013
It’s good to see that Suarez has finally tasted champions league success.
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) April 21, 2013
If you’d offered Suarez a point before the game he’d have bit your hand off
— David Thompson (@DavidDthom77) April 21, 2013
I defo think Torres plays better in his mask…!Wonder if Suarez does next week….? twitter.com/PFBarberAndSho…
— Patrick Forster(@PFBarberAndShop) April 21, 2013
Please Help luis suarez as he is suffring from Urgent times for #Suarez #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu twitter.com/kate_hewi/stat…””
— colin smith j4t96 (@colinwwelfc) April 21, 2013
Suarez MenuAshley Coleslaw,Daniel Porridge,Bacary lasagna,Andy Casaroll,PeppeRooney Pizza,Peter Odem-chicken-wingies,
— David Thompson (@DavidDthom77) April 21, 2013
Suarez biting ivanovic is a hazard but the ref didn’t see it so it doesn’t Mata but he could win an Oscar and receive a good Cech
— l3ahpar (@l3ahpar) April 21, 2013
I don’t blame Luis Suarez for biting Branislav Ivanovic. I would want a taste of Champions League football if I played for Liverpool
—Ji Sung Park(@RealParkJiSung) April 21, 2013
After game I text-a-message Suarez. I say Benitez spread rumour that you cannibal and you eat Bebe.Take that Benitez twitter.com/evilkagawa/sta…
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) April 21, 2013
BREAKING: Action already taken on Luis Suarez. twitter.com/Now__Football/…
— Now Football (@Now__Football) April 21, 2013
You can’t really blame Suarez if Ivanovic walks round with arm-buns on.(I waste my life on Photoshop) twitter.com/JaackMaate/sta…
— JaackMaate (@JaackMaate) April 21, 2013
Proof that Suarez was acting in self defence; twitter.com/1892Joe/status…
— Joe.(@1892Joe) April 21, 2013
Night night, sleep tight, don’t let the Suarez bite.
— Mario Balotelli (@MarioBaloltelli) April 21, 2013
Luis Suarez’ new mask…inspired and approved by the man/vampire/cannibal himself …bit.ly/ZBWcW2
— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) April 21, 2013
Luis Suarez being transported to the FA for his hearing after treating Ivanovic for an ear of corn at Anfield twitter.com/BeyondthePitch…
— Beyond the Pitch (@BeyondthePitch) April 22, 2013
Luis Suarez clearly misinterpreted the managers instructions. Something like this perhaps? #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu twitter.com/itsKwest/statu…
— Chief Keith (@itsKwest) April 22, 2013
Most conclusive photo angle yet. #suarez twitter.com/grandoldteam/s…
— GrandOldTeam.com (@grandoldteam) April 21, 2013
Good morning for you that had a piece of bread for breakfast instead of an arm. twitter.com/8bitfootball/s… #Suarez
— 8bit-Football.com (@8bitfootball) April 22, 2013
Welcome to Chez Suarez. #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu twitter.com/ryanowengibson…
— Ryan Owen Gibson (@ryanowengibson) April 21, 2013
Meanwhile look who followed Luis Suarez… twitter.com/FutbolBible/st…
— FutbolBible (@FutbolBible) April 21, 2013
#SuarezJokes Chelsea have stated Torres feared leaving the Anfield dressing room yesterday after overhearing Suarez say “Nandos for tea”
— GrandOldTeam.com (@grandoldteam) April 22, 2013
Suarez vs Balotelli twitter.com/GeniusFootball…
— This is Football (@GeniusFootball) April 22, 2013
Ivanovic vs Suarez… twitter.com/FootyHumour/st…
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 22, 2013
Liverpool neemt maatregelen. #Suarez #liverpool twitter.com/Mvan_berkel/st…
— Maurice van Berkel (@Mvan_berkel) April 22, 2013
Are you watching Suarez? EVRA LERDD twitter.com/JackBerryy/sta…
— jack berry (@JackBerryy) April 22, 2013
This is incredibly amazing and hilarious #Suarez twitpic.com/cl91b1
— FM Experts (@FMExperts) April 22, 2013
How to protect from #Suarez. #PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu: Ivanovic twitter.com/juanmata10fans…
— Juan Mata & CFC News (@juanmata10fans) April 22, 2013
#PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu he only like the taste of ivanovic twitter.com/stucrompton/st…
— just for a laugh (@stucrompton) April 21, 2013
SUÁREZ BITE BONUS
No one told me that Luis Suarez had a twin brother. “They’re so ugly, they look alike!” twitter.com/DelBoy_ofah/st…
— Derek Trotter (@DelBoy_ofah) April 20, 2013
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