The best Liverpool defence jokes as Spurs beat them 4-1 at Wembley

Were two down within twelve minutes.

There were many Liverpool defence jokes and tweets as Spurs beat Jürgen Klopp's side 4-1 at Wembley
4-1: Klopp (Image: Thomas Rodenbücher)

Spurs put four past Liverpool at Wembley on Sunday as manager Jürgen Klopp and the defence he’s put together come under increasing scrutiny.

Two down after just twelve minutes, fans are growing frustrated at the side’s apparent inability to not ship goals on a regular basis.

Dejan Lovren and goalkeeper Simon Mignolet have been bearing the brunt of the criticism, with the former substituted after just half an hour.

This is a giant selection of the best Liverpool defence jokes from their 4-1 defeat at Spurs:

I swear to god I can defend better than Liverpool and I have no legs 😫 #TOTLIV

— Ali Jawad (@AliJawad12) October 22, 2017

Lovren just got a friend request from Lindelof #TOTLIV

— Red Devil (@talkingdevil) October 22, 2017


— Punde ™ (@harvinthskin) October 22, 2017

No, really, Mourinho was right to be that fearful against that Liverpool defence.

— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) October 22, 2017

Liverpool’s defending: pic.twitter.com/vanESsnvgw

— B/R Football (@brfootball) October 22, 2017

Lovren whenever Kane gets the ball pic.twitter.com/HerrCE8W33

— JWIMYS (@IsleyyMane) October 22, 2017

Name 5 better centre-halves that could improve Liverpool, Jurgen? There’s at least 10 in the pub right now.

— Andy Heaton (@Andrew_Heaton) October 22, 2017

Here at Wembley, Jurgen Klopp will need a big speech at half-time. But it will probably go over Dejan Lovren's head.

— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) October 22, 2017

Dejan Lovren makes ANOTHER mistake… pic.twitter.com/VDhcdiIEXf

— – (@AnfieldRd96) October 22, 2017

Man Utd fans when they realize, Jose Mourinho parked the bus against this Liverpool defence… pic.twitter.com/hRBX1fP5TA

— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) October 22, 2017

Who's a better defender?

Rt – This Turnip

Like – Dejan Lovren pic.twitter.com/NgWclhC0oN

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) October 22, 2017

The last time we saw someone making a mistake as bad as Dejan Lovren is when one of our staff served a 17 year old and we got closed#TOTLIV

— The Bishopstown Bar (@thebtownbar) October 22, 2017

Real blow for Spurs Lovren has gone off. Their best players in first 30 minutes. Can they keep up tempo without him?

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) October 22, 2017

Disgraceful for Tottenham to bring off Lovren when he’s on a hat trick

— LFC Fans Corner (@LFCFansCorner) October 22, 2017

The hole in Liverpool's defence is so big that Gemma Collins is about to fall through it..

— Pretty Green (@Modmuffin) October 22, 2017


— MY_MUMS_COLA (@MY_MUMS_COLA) October 22, 2017

I made a thing #LFC #TOTLIV pic.twitter.com/X5Gk8ByYmX

— Ben Kelly (@bkelly776) October 22, 2017

" Phil Neville: 'There's a disease on Merseyside at the moment. It's called 'I can't defend''. #TOTLIV"

— ⚽FI£LDMARSHALI$AR£D (@GeneralisaRed) October 22, 2017

Liverpool using the unorthodox 0-4-2 formation

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 22, 2017

What would you rather have?

RT for no goalkeeper at all.
Like for Simon Mignolet in goal. pic.twitter.com/nz9xmEZb8I

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) October 22, 2017

#TOTLIV Oscar Pistorous mounted a better defence than this Liverpool side.

— Peter Cresswell (@Mrspoonzs) October 22, 2017


Atleast now Liverpool fans will keep quiet 4-1 week.

— Mohamed ElNneny (@ElNnenyM) October 22, 2017

When you watch Liverpool play. pic.twitter.com/bBBdhW03Rq

— Taintless Red (@TaintlessRed) October 22, 2017

It’s time for Liverpool F.C. to Sheikh it up.

— – (@AnfieldRd96) October 22, 2017

Do Liverpool actually work on defending in training?! #TOTLIV

— Alan Shearer (@alanshearer) October 22, 2017

It’s as hard to defend Liverpool as it is for Liverpool to defend.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 22, 2017

Liverpool fans. pic.twitter.com/PVOMzXfr3E

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) October 22, 2017

Visual representation of Liverpool's defence pic.twitter.com/J2jlKdpj5f

— SH (@Sennesation) October 22, 2017

The Liverpool team visited an orphanage in London today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Joey, aged 7.

— BenchWarmers ⚽️ (@BeWarmers) October 22, 2017

Just washing up & noticed this colander has less holes in it than the Liverpool defence #TOTLIV @BBCMOTD #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/ocweRGdnjU

— Andrew Walsh (@ANDOWALSHO) October 22, 2017