The best Karim Benzema jokes after blackmail arrest and drug trafficking claims

It's not been a great day for the French striker.

There were many, mostly prison-based, Karim Benzema jokes after his conspiracy to blackmail arrest and the newly reported drug trafficking claims related to the Air Cocaine scandal
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After his arrest for conspiracy to blackmail and stunning newly reported links to the French Air Cocaine drug smuggling scandal, this is the most enormous list of Karim Benzema jokes.

Not enough that he’s now been charged with complicity in an attempt to blackmail and conspiring to commit a criminal act related to his French international team mate Mathieu Valbuena, these latest claims that the alleged drug trafficking mastermind is linked to the striker are sensational.

Including a lot of prison jokes, this is the biggest collection of Karim Benzema jokes following his blackmail arrest and reported links to the Air Cocaine case:

Picture: Former Real Madrid forward Benzema, who was released by the club today, at the French prison. pic.twitter.com/j0SWcJofVy

— barcastuff (@barcasstufff) November 5, 2015

Benzema is the new black.

— Petete Potemkin (@Petetekin) November 5, 2015

Keylor can save you @Benzema

— Mayada (@SaveItLikeNavas) November 5, 2015

a locked up Benzema would still score the same amount of goals as Dzeko

— Hold The Milan (@HoldTheMilan) November 5, 2015

Benzema already has a plan to escape from prison! #Lad #PrisonBreak #Unstoppable pic.twitter.com/KbTzZ9bPoy

— Leah (@LeahVdc) November 5, 2015

Not even De Gea can save #Benzema https://t.co/jmqOP368VE

— Mufrad AzIz (@MufradAziz) November 5, 2015

The Karim has risen to polluted creamy top but still tastes sour #Benzema #karim

— Henry's shoe laces (@tonynygooner) November 5, 2015

"So Arsene, why didn't you sign Benzema in the summer?" https://t.co/65wtBu1Tt5

— Kristian vS Hæhre (@vonstrenginho) November 5, 2015

Benzema is a real G. He knows he has to be locked up at least once to be considered relevant in the rap game.

— Jamsheed (@JamsheedFCB) November 5, 2015

Benzema better hope they put him in this guy's cell. pic.twitter.com/rBC8KBh8GD

— Wizard (@Barca_Wizard) November 5, 2015

Karim Benzema has been involved in more court cases then Eden Hazard goals from open play in 2015

— Danial (@superdy8) November 5, 2015

#Benzema future business…. pic.twitter.com/b0JTvCgBv1

— Ahmed S. Hammood•• (@AhmedShakir_) November 5, 2015

Benzema arriving at El Clasico pic.twitter.com/Zi2pttmOle

— JP (@FCBarcaJP) November 5, 2015

Benzema on his current scandal "It was just banter"

— Aido (@LeWookieGooner) November 5, 2015

Benzema would rather go jail than sign for Arsenal. Fair play

— James (@jwsldn) November 5, 2015

Benzema needs Harvey Specter rn

— AK (@FindingFellaini) November 5, 2015

A jail cell is your home now you clown https://t.co/2PtOOHwDU3

— JG (@Artekkers) November 5, 2015

Benzema in big trouble and could be done at Real Madrid. There's only one man who can lead them to glory now… pic.twitter.com/4RwTfLRXCZ

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) November 5, 2015

If convicted, Benzema faces 5yrs in jail. Or a transfer to Tottenham Hotspur.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 5, 2015

Olivier Giroud sliding into the France starting XI due to Benzema's arrest like: pic.twitter.com/eA25ewvRcw

— Sportskeeda (@Sportskeeda) November 5, 2015

how did benzema get caught? man had blue tiger camo pic.twitter.com/hVbGA7rNVW

— sean (@_Lonergan_) November 5, 2015

Benzema to the judge pic.twitter.com/S4XF93ojTk

— Lukita (@ModricEsque) November 5, 2015

Benzema deserves to go to jail for turning down a move to Arsenal.

— FK² (@fkhanage) November 5, 2015

Benzema out here just living life to the fullest. Making millions from being a footballer, but also tries his hand at drug trafficking.

— SG (@YodaIsANonce) November 5, 2015

If Benzema drops a rap album right now he will be the greatest soccer player of all time!

— MH (@_Michaelinho) November 5, 2015

BREAKING: Karim Benzema has joined Narcos on a 3 year deal for an undisclosed fee.

— Spanish Gooner (@ElSpanishGooner) November 5, 2015

Benzema involved in blackmail, cocaine trafficking & prostitution. He's basically a Level 1 road man who also plays football

— El Loco Goose (@CrazyGoose) November 5, 2015

wow "@Benzema For all those clowns who want to make believe things at my fans. Here this is my home !" pic.twitter.com/CIzi90srfM

— Semper Fi United (@SemperFiUnited) November 5, 2015

When you're at a game and Benzema tries to blackmail you pic.twitter.com/IQr8RsUr6b

— S. (@lmaosimon) November 5, 2015

Atleast Benzema can now be known as the best footballer… in the prisons court yard.

— Zac Morgans (@zacmorgans) November 5, 2015

Arsene didn't buy Benzema because he knew he'd get a cut price for him in January, he just didn't know it would be Benzema's bail money

— Billy O (@ArsenalBillyO) November 5, 2015

Karim Benzema is what Nile Rangers dreams of becoming in all aspects of life.

— MQ Dirty Over You (@Mash_Qaeda) November 5, 2015

Benzema for 2 Bob and a pickled egg in January?

— Positively Arsenal (@Blackburngeorge) November 5, 2015

Benzema going to prison ?? Ronaldo will just Bale him out.

— Aby (@SexualCoutinho) November 5, 2015

Imagine if Wenger had finally blown loads of money on a big name striker in Benzema, then he's arrested a few months into the season. Lol

— Addy (@Addyylaide) November 5, 2015

Them man that called you a clown in the summer but ended up on remand before the winter… https://t.co/6XT1SvLMGn

— Derek Oppong (@DerekRameses) November 5, 2015

Picture: Benzema celebrating with the inmates pic.twitter.com/ReDoIbZST6

— barcastuff (@barcasstufff) November 5, 2015

All that praying Benzema does at the start of matches really paying off.

— P.I.M.P. (@PoznanInMyPants) November 5, 2015

Benzema tryna go prison so that his value decreases & finally force a move to Arsenal. Respect. #FreeKarim

— Roger Federer (@AFCKoyes) November 5, 2015

Benzema has been blackmailing Valbuena? What did he do, threatened to put his football shoes on top of a high shelf?

— Paul (@Kolology) November 5, 2015

Karim Benzema has just confessed to being Kayser Soze.

— Balls.ie (@ballsdotie) November 5, 2015

EXCLUSIVE: Benzema 1st day in Prison. pic.twitter.com/qkHSvsBKgg

— A D I L (@Barzaboy) November 5, 2015

Karim Benzema to Prison FC on loan for 5 yrs what a steal for Prison

— lemon iced tea (@gunaaa) November 5, 2015

Benzema pushing that big weight ?? https://t.co/nmfzkka1uy

— M™ (@MikeLow90s_) November 5, 2015

So Karim, who's the clown now ? #Benzema pic.twitter.com/Je10y6ZXkT

— Lo?c G. ?13 (@lo_131) November 5, 2015


— King Junior (@JuniorReyes17) November 5, 2015

Imagine the scenes when Benzema comes out of prison & sees Valbuena? The Pokemon battle music will start playing instantly.

— Roger Federer (@AFCKoyes) November 5, 2015

Karim Benzema is going to be a prison prize #Benzema

— AshleyGonnerette (@AshHBootie) November 5, 2015

Karim Benzema will be an excellent signing for Mean Machine.

— Liam (@liam343) November 5, 2015

Benzema is basically one of them Algerians you see at Edgware Road

— XCVI (@_selmafc) November 5, 2015

@Benzema Quit listening to rap. Switch to Taylor Swift.

— Kárim Al Balushi (@KarimB92) November 5, 2015

Lol at you now Karim, let's see if your movement in the box helps you in the prison showers https://t.co/LK9T2hylMQ

— Lippy Lickshot (@DonDadaLipz) November 5, 2015

Benzema bout to be part of the best prison five a side in history.

— kenna (@kennagq) November 5, 2015

Benzema facing 5 years. That's the same amount of time he would have been out injured had he joined Arsenal tbh.

— Wednesday Addams (@Yasmin_Gooner) November 5, 2015

Transfer rumors: Karim Benzema on a free to jail

— ?netw3rk (@netw3rk) November 5, 2015

Benzema: "I'm very happy to sign for Juve, it's a dream come true". pic.twitter.com/ngNal7yMgc

— AC Milan News (@MilanHouse) November 5, 2015

Benzema and Piazon gonna be each others' pen pals in jail

— SG (@YodaIsANonce) November 5, 2015

Dare @Cristiano to take the penalty Benzema has earned this time.. https://t.co/nKjzLCh1ey

— Mukund' (@ScholesLegacy) November 5, 2015

If Benzema actually does end up in prison I fully expect Ronaldo to do a michael scofield and break him out. No way he'll let that happen

— J (@Matamatically) November 5, 2015

Benzema's new-look training session pic.twitter.com/jNGObIbnEO

— theunitedmanc (@theunitedmanc) November 5, 2015

Benzema has drugs, prostitutes and money. And we are laughing at him?

— Positively Arsenal (@Blackburngeorge) November 5, 2015

Zim zimma who have the keys to free benzema! #FreeBenzema pic.twitter.com/nZwb0Vez5q

— Sanka (@Martian_MUFC) November 5, 2015

Benzema is like that guy who always screenshots nudes on sc

— Adrián (@LeftFootPoet) November 5, 2015

Benzema: Before and After pic.twitter.com/J3zH4pe1se

— theunitedmanc (@theunitedmanc) November 5, 2015

Benzema charged with conspiracy to blackmail and has also been named in a massive drug trafficking case… pic.twitter.com/YJ6J9XURw6

— Football Super Tips (@FootySuperTips) November 5, 2015

Benzema called us clowns now he is in jail…just goes to show there is justice in the world

— John Constantine (@Parmpal_) November 5, 2015

Benzema could still hit 30 goals in prison. Top top quality, that.

— SQ (@SodiqAbiolaAFC) November 5, 2015

Shocking from Benzema.. pic.twitter.com/3sFU6IYPcW

— Messi Edition (@MessiEdition) November 5, 2015

Benzema' tied up in drug trafficking, underage prostitution and blackmail. He's really padding his resume for the FIFA Presidency.

— Maxi Rodriguez (@FutbolIntellect) November 5, 2015

Always knew Benzema was a g

— mike walsh (@MichaelWalsh44) November 5, 2015

Hear Oscar Pistorius has a decent lawyer @Benzema. I'd hire him.

— Tom Gordon (@GoonerGordo) November 5, 2015

There will be haters pic.twitter.com/kjsg8MJLJY

— JP (@FCBarcaJP) November 5, 2015