Back with more Juan-based japes after a cruel turn of events for manager David Moyes, we collect the best Juan Mata Man Utd transfer jokes after their League Cup semi-final penalties defeat.
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Few would forgive the Spaniard having second thoughts after another disappointing performance from the Premier League champions in the Capital One Cup last night.
Hence – more Juan Mata Man Utd transfer jokes:
Manchester United have reportedly agreed a fee of £37m with Chelsea for Juan Mata. Can't see why they need him, personally.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) January 22, 2014
I say to Moyes, "What if new United Manager no want Mata?"
I only asking!
— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 22, 2014
BREAKING NEWS: Juan Mata turns down Manchester United offer.
— Football Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) January 22, 2014
Mata on his way to Old Trafford. https://t.co/awOg8jthxT
— Football Vines (@FootbalIVines) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata just passed me at Junction 11 (Cannock) on the M6.
Going southbound. Fast.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) January 22, 2014
Mata is sitting at home thinking…… pic.twitter.com/DdeqdLjiFI
— Nick Bright (@NickBrightDJ) January 22, 2014
“David Moyes: 'ok Juan, all set for the medical tomorrow?"
"No…no….sorry, Juan no here" pic.twitter.com/dtGX6ju2yc
— John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) January 22, 2014
Mata being told he has to go to United pic.twitter.com/Yj3cjpa945
— The @rsenal (@SHEworeA) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata was signing his Manchester United contract during the penalty shoot-out and then Sunderland won it…. pic.twitter.com/1BAg8o6itD
— Ben (@clockendben) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata speaking to Mourinho on the phone right now… pic.twitter.com/I5eHXTLIiA
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata right now… pic.twitter.com/WDzK3nGLLU
— Talking THFC™ (@TalkingTHFC) January 22, 2014
Moyes be like 'QUICK GRAB HIM' pic.twitter.com/AB9q21MZdS
— gooner (@Goonerinho) January 22, 2014
Mata "Ahhhh this is soooo long for man" pic.twitter.com/oQ9RCQVOBX
— Reice Cook (@MrReiceCook) January 22, 2014
Moyes: you ready for your medical tomorrow Juan?
Mata; pic.twitter.com/RmZgc6m2Te
— Kodi Lyons-Foster (@Klf6_) January 22, 2014
BREAKING: Live pictures of Juan Mata, as Chelsea agree to sell him to Manchester United for £37million. pic.twitter.com/vI1nbJd8MV
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) January 22, 2014
Awkward when Juan Mata feigns high blood pressure to fail his United medical?
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 22, 2014
Mata is looking at his options like pic.twitter.com/1JjjPggdhF
— Judio Gotze (@Judiniho) January 22, 2014
Mata's just chilling like pic.twitter.com/53CgRp7fVZ
— Edwin (@Eeezus) January 22, 2014
Mata after questions whether he is going to be a Man Utd player pic.twitter.com/iRdrcGf6aT
— The FootballQuandary (@FootyQuandary) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata's reaction to being sold to Man Utd pic.twitter.com/7FdjRR9HyO
— Mersey Reds (@MerseyReds1) January 22, 2014
Mata: I changed my mind cancel that move fam
Agent: blood it's too late the paper work has gone
Mata: pic.twitter.com/TGatzcGV9M
— Harvey Specter (@MasterAyo) January 22, 2014
BREAKING: Mata spotted turning round on his way back to London. pic.twitter.com/fhGbaFXkYz
— Transfer Talk (@EPLBible) January 22, 2014
Moyes: "So, Juan we just need your signature here…"
Mata: pic.twitter.com/KZYyolSU0C
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) January 22, 2014
Juan Mata has just been arrested after trying to perform a u-turn on the M6….:(
— FootballFacts101 (@FootballFact101) January 22, 2014
Moyes: Just sign here Mr Mata or should I call you Juan.
Mata: Well the thing is Moy..
Moyes be like… pic.twitter.com/GIdB8UMg5J
— Raphael De La Ghetto (@MoTheComedian) January 22, 2014
BREAKING: Juan Mata has officially handed in a transfer request at Manchester United.
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) January 22, 2014
So I was following Juan Mata on the M1…
http://t.co/w2fzIjni7d
— Toby Fair (@TopTopPundit) January 22, 2014
Spare a thought for Juan Mata. If he thinks Mourinho killed his career at Chelsea, just wait until Moyes gets his hands on him.
— FK (@fkhanage) January 22, 2014
#Mata Arrives for his medical at Manchester United pic.twitter.com/n5VcTAtlqZ
— Louis Dixon (@itslouisd) January 23, 2014
@BBCSport #Mata medical and signing appears to be going really well! pic.twitter.com/4xio9mCFcW
— James (@jimmydoris1986) January 23, 2014
#breaking #mata deal being held up until Jones scores from the spot…#longdayahead #ggmu pic.twitter.com/JZb3kyXYKM
— jamie (@JLG_2013) January 23, 2014
Moyes gets his man… #Mata pic.twitter.com/b5Y9iUGUCn
— Coral (@Coral) January 23, 2014
BONUS: Juan Mata Man Utd transfer jokes as star set to arrive by helicopter
I can see the helicopter #mata pic.twitter.com/QjmwAiIpW0
— ?? ? =??+-+ (@JamieFielding) January 23, 2014
Exclusive – Juan Mata lands at carrington #mufc #Mata pic.twitter.com/n7489GWOdS
— Andrew Wood (@AndrewWood247) January 23, 2014
Helicopter seen wiv #Mata at Carrington. Looks pleased with the move. pic.twitter.com/OGWWwxaIPW
— Steven McArdle (@StevenMcArdle07) January 23, 2014
BREAKING: Juan Mata spotted entering Carrington Training Ground, in a helicopter as expected! #MUFC #CFC #Mata pic.twitter.com/M62uvpiXFQ
— Kane (@KaneB28) January 23, 2014
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