The best José Mourinho sacked jokes after Chelsea dismissal

Chelsea dismiss their most successful ever manager for a second time.

This guy won't be happy with all the José Mourinho sacked jokes doing the rounds
Mourinho waves goodbye…again (Image: Aleksandr Osipov)

Now updated, here are the best José Mourinho sacked jokes doing the rounds in response to Chelsea’s confirmation of his departure.

It is the second time that Mourinho has been dismissed from the Stamford Bridge hot seat, but any regrets he might harbour will be tempered by the sizeable severance package he’s reportedly been sent away with.

Nevertheless, he probably wouldn’t be too thrilled with all these José Mourinho sacked jokes…

I'm on my way @ChelseaFC pic.twitter.com/igiZT7v6Wy

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) December 17, 2015

Quietly, with a warm smile you only get from a job well done, Eva Carneiro puts the voodoo dolls back in the cupboard. #Mourinho #CFC

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho begging Abramovich for one more chance like… pic.twitter.com/QWxhV8SrLk

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) December 17, 2015

Who's to blame for Mourinho's exit? pic.twitter.com/yLZdnuuBni

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) December 17, 2015

Looks like the news about Mourinho has just reached Eden Hazard… https://t.co/a9lfyJmP8L

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) December 17, 2015

current mood pic.twitter.com/OIcZfxZVPp

— José Mourinho (@josemourinhotv) December 17, 2015

Is it too late now to say sorry? #Mourinho pic.twitter.com/cMkkHxRI4Z

— In2Sports (@In2SportsInc) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho driving his bus home tonight… pic.twitter.com/tWUGBjdrLs

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho's 3-year plan: 1. Buy the bus 2. Park the bus 3. Crash the bus pic.twitter.com/Q7tCCWTPa7

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) December 17, 2015

In all of the Mourinho sack news, there is one lesson learned; "Whatever you do, NEVER offend a woman"

— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) December 17, 2015

When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. There is no middle ground. #GoT #Mourinho pic.twitter.com/s0uEm4C4DX

— 90min (@90min_Football) December 17, 2015

Mourinho is so unhappy that he might go back to Porto just so he can bench Iker Casillas again.

— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) December 17, 2015

Wenger can't contain his happiness. #mourinhosacked https://t.co/QqLG3gVp9l

— BET A BONUS (@BetABonus) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho has more sackings than Eden Hazard has goals from open play this season. 😂😂😂😂

— Arsenal News (@__arsenalnews_) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho sped off so fast down the motorway after the sacking from stamford bridge ..he finaly picked up 3 points.

— Jason AFC (@JasonJhuti) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho right now pic.twitter.com/oZoFyvGKnK

— 9GAG Gifs (@9GAGGifs) December 17, 2015

Oh dear Mourinho 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5MQklYImja

— Michael Devlin / 30K (@ItsMeDevlin) December 17, 2015

In response to Mourinho's sacking, Eden Hazard fell over laughing, briefly got back to his feet and then fell over again.

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) December 17, 2015

Awful time of year to lose your job. How will #Mourinho be able to put food on the table this Xmas?

— Maz Bonafide (@MazBONAFIDE) December 17, 2015

One last goodbye message to Jose Mourinho. pic.twitter.com/AmFbf8BJux

— Chris (@LFCChris_) December 17, 2015

Jose Mourinho at Chelsea: So good they sacked him twice.

— John Brewin (@JohnBrewinESPN) December 17, 2015

Don't forget, 'Jose Mourinho' is an anagram of 'Man U Is r Home, Jo', if you look at it quickly and don't actually check the letters.

— McYulemins (@Danny_McMoomins) December 17, 2015

Mourinho is a big example why u shouldn't get back with your EX 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/MI9ovsA169

— MANISH ⚽ (@Manni_FCB) December 17, 2015

Merry Xmas Jose Mourinho….From The #CFC Players. The Chelsea Sack :-) pic.twitter.com/cOKIiftjlw

— stokietony (@stokietony) December 17, 2015

It's the year 2020 and Jose Mourinho is back at Chelsea and wins the Premier League again while Wenger is still at Arsenal finishing 4th.

— Mr.BlueGuy (@MrBIueGuy) December 17, 2015

The world of football utterly shocked by the sacking of Jose Mourinho. pic.twitter.com/f9XWQHZYJH

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) December 17, 2015

Sky News dragging out the big guns on the Mourinho story. pic.twitter.com/kd2ayPLrnp

— marcwebber (@marcwebber) December 17, 2015

#Mourinho walks away with £40m compensation. I am sure he will be ok during this difficult time.

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) December 17, 2015

GOODNIGHT..,, #chelsea #Mourinho pic.twitter.com/HZE79HVtWx

— EBAYGUMTREE (@savs66) December 17, 2015