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The best José Mourinho jokes after Chelsea 1-3 Liverpool as Klopp secures first win

Another disappointing defeat at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea succumb to Jürgen Klopp's Liverpool.

There were more José Mourinho jokes as Liverpool beat Chelsea 1-3
NOT SAYING ANYTHING: Mourinho (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

These are the best José Mourinho jokes as the hunt for his head goes on following another disappointing defeat at Stamford Bridge, with his Chelsea team succumbing to Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool.

The away side came back from behind to secure a 1-3 win, the German’s first victory while in charge of the club, and extend the Premier League champions’ extraordinarily poor start to the season.

More José Mourinho jokes here:

Is Mourinho's heart actually bleeding? #CFC pic.twitter.com/Mz58KQFEKu

— Rupert Fryer (@Rupert_Fryer) October 31, 2015

Is that a stain for a teardrop on Mourinho?

— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) October 31, 2015

Mourinho's family right now.. pic.twitter.com/kXf090xtG3

— Football Stuff (@FootbalIStuff) October 31, 2015

PLEASE make Thierry Henry be in the studio when the news that Mourinho has been fired comes in

— Lippy Lickshot (@DonDadaLipz) October 31, 2015

Mourinho begging Abramovich for one more chance pic.twitter.com/mwgg5aTj4B

— Sensational (@LowkeyMo_) October 31, 2015

Mourinho Now 😂😂 https://t.co/LBNyKb8Fsw

— Siaran Bola Live (@SiaranBolaLive_) October 31, 2015

Gonna dress up as Abromavic and scare Mourinho today. 🎃

— theunitedmanc (@theunitedmanc) October 31, 2015

Mourinho's post-match comments. #CFC https://t.co/FDF7sh0dlD

— World Soccer Talk (@worldsoccertalk) October 31, 2015

In case you missed Mourinho's post-match interview, I saved it here https://t.co/VSJVvBZbiC

— Richie McCormåck (@RichieMcCormack) October 31, 2015

Mourinho is the type of person that leaves the group chat when you start bantering them but they have ammo for everyone else

— Admiral Yi (@Judiniho) October 31, 2015

Never has a man said so much by saying nothing. #Mourinho

— Farayi Mungazi (@BBCFarayi) October 31, 2015

Sweet Jesus I pity the child that mistakenly turns up at Jose Mourinho's door looking for a Refresher bar tonight

— Josh Widdicombe (@joshwiddicombe) October 31, 2015

Mourinho's going to call Mesut to assist his suicide.

— Lewis (@LGAmbrose) October 31, 2015

Nobody show this article to Mourinho pic.twitter.com/oVs294TZBV

— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) October 31, 2015

Don't treat the women around you anyhow. Learn from the story of Mourinho & Eva Carneiro. Behind every successful man, there's a…

— Olusegun A. Obasanjo (@SegunObasanjo) October 31, 2015

On next week’s Apprentice… #Mourinho #ivegotnothingtosay https://t.co/DuHa1E3fIV

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) October 31, 2015