The best Jonny Evans and Papiss Cissé spitting jokes

Twitter cracks wise as Man Utd defender and Newcastle striker take it in turns to gob on each other.

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SPAT: Duo (Image: Twitter/JOE.ie)

Get your day off to a flyer with these Jonny Evans and Papiss Cissé spitting jokes, the very best that Twitter has to offer thereof!


Here’s the incident for those that haven’t seen it and aren’t easily put off their breakfast…

Johnny Evans and Cisse spitting at each other? What the hell! http://t.co/kYa3gdM1CL

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) March 4, 2015

Euch. Now quench your outrage with the following Jonny Evans and Papiss Cissé spitting jokes! Take it away, wags…

Fellow professionals insisting Evans and Cisse were wrong to spit at each other. "You're meant to spit at fans" says El Hadji Diouf.

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) March 4, 2015

Soldado's finishing > Evans' and Cisse's spitting aim

— Simply Spurs (@Simply_Spurs) March 4, 2015

Evans and cisse both spat at eachother, just let them fight it out in the centre circle last man standing only gets a yellow

— (@WhyAlwaysJordan) March 4, 2015

Evans and cisse getting on with the game after that little spat

— Matthais (@Matthais1974) March 4, 2015

Worst things in world history: 1) millionaire footballers spitting at each other 2) genocide 4) plague 5) poverty 6) pundits

— United Rant (@unitedrant) March 5, 2015

Yes I would much prefer to have my leg snapped in two than someone spit at me and miss.

— SteveGöönerMartin (@HarlowGooner) March 4, 2015

Jonny Evans actually had a decent game today. -100% Spit Accuracy. -13 Clearances -100% Aerial Duels Won pic.twitter.com/Tcn6PC6x2P

— Manchester Utd Stats (@UtdNumbers) March 4, 2015

Robbie Savage, the man who had a pooh in a referee's room and did not pull the chain, calls spitting "disgusting." #potandkettle

— Christopher Davies (@Chrisdavies1966) March 4, 2015

So LVG can't imagine #JonnyEvans spitting on anyone. Luckily he doesn't have to as it was caught on camera!

— BoneIdle (@Sofa_Sitter) March 5, 2015

Jonny Evans has always wanted to be likened to Frank Rijkaard….he's finally succeeded pic.twitter.com/dlSErx1e8V

— John Bradley (@JBcommentator) March 4, 2015

Paul Scholes wins the 'I know Jonny Evans and he's not that type of player' sweepstake. A crisp £5 note is heading his way. #spitgate

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 4, 2015

Not that kind of player? Jonny Evans invented not that kind of player. He wrote the book on not being that kind of player.

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 4, 2015

Jonny Evans has forgotten more about not being that kind of player than you'll ever know.

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 4, 2015