The best jokes from the FIFA Football Awards 2018 ceremony

Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo notable by their absence.

Noel Gallagher and Didier Drogba would enjoy the jokes from The Best FIFA Football Awards 2018 ceremony
JOKED: Gallagher (Image: Twitter/FIFA)

Croatia captain Luka Modrić was named Best FIFA Footballer of the Year at The Best FIFA Football Awards 2018 in London on Monday night.

In the latest incarnation of football’s governing body’s big awards ceremony there was some confusion as different players in the same position were recognised, after ‘fictional rapper’ Big Shaq opened the show.

Many also refused to approve of Mo Salah’s Puskás Award-winning goal and debated Dani Alves’s inclusion in the World XI.

Missing from the star-studded event were former contestants for the top prize, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, noted by the winner:

I don’t want to enter into the debate of whether it is deserved or not, I just want to thank all the people that voted for me for their support.

Everyone has their own reasons. Obviously I would have liked them to be here but they aren’t.

These were the best jokes from the FIFA Football Awards 2018:

If you know this man you should be married by now. #FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/xP9APbWAFz

— ADEBAYO Eniola (@Ennyholar_) September 24, 2018



😂😂I'm no chelsea fan but i think hazard deserves an award for that pose #FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/vo2uGW6vkQ

— richie mugambi (@MugambiRichie) September 24, 2018

VAR before the VAR 🙌#FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/Q98Pv3Rsdt

— Harry McHarryzon (@McHarryzon) September 24, 2018

If you think I'm a joke love, wait till you see some of the decisions at the #FIFAFootballAwards #TheBest pic.twitter.com/SafeMtSMvi

— Melissa Reddy (@MelissaReddy_) September 24, 2018

Best Actor Award!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/NHbiQzsQ58

— #HowFootballSavedHumans (@Asad00635360) September 24, 2018

A man won FIFA Women's Coach 2018

Over to you feminists!#FIFAFootballAwards

— A N Y A N I M E (@badass_builder) September 24, 2018


David De Gea is in the FIFPro World XI but I thought Thibaut Courtois won the Best Goalkeeper award earlier?

Someone help with the maths please #FifaFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/oxVBNg1Gt9

— Chineze |Mrs Walcott (@Amchizzy) September 24, 2018

Probably the worst Football award show in history #FIFAFootballAwards

— Utd! (@HQManUtd) September 24, 2018

I don't think I can be friends with anyone who values this Fifa Best thing. It's not what I signed up to football for.

— Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT) September 24, 2018

#FIFAFootballAwards :The Best Fifa Men's Player 2018

Cristiano : pic.twitter.com/CQFm1E7uqd

— BRAVIN™ (@ItsBravin) September 24, 2018

Luka wins it #FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/a0RYl6Z8tH

— hazard please stay (@gTownPsycho_) September 24, 2018

Worst joke of the year. #FIFAFootballAwards

— SharafLFC (@SharafJuhayr) September 24, 2018

I told you he was gangsta. 🤣🤟#FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/vuQg9j3HAQ

— Latifat Adebayo Ohio (@Phatill) September 24, 2018


The Diego Maradona award at tonight's #FIFAFootballAwards went to René Higuita after his wildly incoherent "interview" with us on the Green Carpet pic.twitter.com/hp3lQzSg1t

— Neil Barker (@Mockneyrebel) September 24, 2018

One thing we have all learned today, never, ever, leave it up to fans to vote for the Pukas goal of the year award. #FIFAFootballAwards

— Football Tweets (@FutballTweets) September 24, 2018

They forgot to announce best jersey award. Can someone remind them before they put off the generator 😩😩😩#FIFAFootballAwards

— Series Abíọ́dún ੈ (@Engr_Series) September 24, 2018

Best Midfielder in the World!#TheBest #FIFAFootballAwardspic.twitter.com/nTatzyZEEk

— Historical Sport (@HistorySport_) September 24, 2018

Think it's funny how Roberto Carlos has turned into an upside down Ronaldo with age….#FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/ofCfiYX68A

— ♠️♦️ Taps ♥️♣️ (@BigKyri) September 24, 2018

You almost wonder if there was a football season before the World Cup. #FIFAFootballAwards

— Kristof Terreur 📰🎥 (@HLNinEngeland) September 24, 2018

Mo Salah is in the top 3 best players in the world, but he's not in the FIFA Pro 11. How is that possible?#FIFAFootballAwards #TheBest pic.twitter.com/SDU3nhhZoq

— Your Real Dad (@MaxxyFire) September 24, 2018



Salah won the Puskas for a goal Messi scores at least once a month#FIFAFootballAwards #TheBest pic.twitter.com/5PcAsflnPV

— Your Real Dad (@MaxxyFire) September 24, 2018

Mo Salah is probably given this award as compensation because that's the worst goal to win a Puskas ever #FIFAFootballAwards

— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) September 24, 2018

Recap of the #FIFAFootballAwards

Courtois voted Best FIFA Goalkeeper, left out of World11

Salah nominated for the main award, left out of World11

Salah won Puskás Award for a goal that wasn't even nominated for the PL goal of the season

Idris Elba wore a Southgate waistcoat: pic.twitter.com/qSwiRDvDMN

— bet365 (@bet365) September 24, 2018

Judging by Eden Hazard’s suit, they’re not paying him enough. #FIFAFootballAwards

— (((Jon Benjamin))) (@JonBenjamin19) September 24, 2018

This should've been the FIFA World XI#TheBest #FIFAFootballAwards pic.twitter.com/XSMzOA7H1d

— Fredrik (@F_Edits) September 24, 2018


— Rajeshhh C Priyankaaa🌀 (@Rajesh7avg) September 24, 2018