These were the best jokes from Slovakia 0-0 England, as it happened, a result that means Roy Hodgson’s side finish second in Group B at Euro 2016.
The bore draw in Saint-Etienne, after the manager made six changes to the line-up that started their last game, a win against Wales, disappointed fans.
After reaching the last-16 of the tournament, they’ll now face the team that finishes second in Group F while the group leaders take on a third-placed side.
Here are the best jokes from Slovakia 0-0 England:
The National Anthems are much better with Snapchat #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/hh20TCJAps
— Adrian Sherling (@sherls) June 20, 2016
I've been half-watching #ENGSLO for 5 minutes thinking we've been getting twatted before realising we're in red.
— Grim Up North (@wheatabeat) June 20, 2016
I wonder if Hamsik's hair could bring my shoes up good? #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/qxIiPAslGH
— Terry G (@SweetChildOfMan) June 20, 2016
The girl from the Exorcist managed to hold onto possession for longer than Wilshere has #ENGSLO
— Chris Warrior (@Chris_Warrior) June 20, 2016
Jack Wilshire couldn't pass the parcel! Send him home! #ENGSLO
— Matt Price (@MattPrice_101) June 20, 2016
I hope Jordan Henderson isn't voting on Thursday, he'll never get his cross in the box
— CallingAllAstronauts (@CAA_Official) June 20, 2016
Martin Skrtel might not be the best defender in the world, but his name is worth 18 points in Scrabble #ENGSLO
— Marc Bazeley (@MarcBazeley) June 20, 2016
Mathematically speaking, if #ENGSLO finished with the scoreline as it currently stands that would be WELL BORING
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 20, 2016
Durex advertising at half time in the England game. We'll be lucky to reach a semi at this rate #ENGSLO #EURO2016 #ENG
— Dan Clifford (@DanCliffordCTFC) June 20, 2016
Every time I hear Skrtel #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/ochQG7ge5P
— Ally Sinyard (@allysinyard) June 20, 2016
Woo Rooney.. So stoked 🙄 waiting for a bus is more exciting😂 #ENGSLO
— Robbie White (@RobbieJWhiteUK) June 20, 2016
Christ this is duller than watching Last of the Summer Wine with the sound off. #ENGSLO
— Rich Leigh (@RichLeighPR) June 20, 2016
It's like watching someone who hasn't figured out the shoot button on FIFA #ENGSLO
— richmajor (@richmajor) June 20, 2016
I wish someone would love me as much as the girl announcing the substitutes loves her job #ENGSLO
— Harry Seaton (@harryseaton) June 20, 2016
What's red and ineffective? #ENGSLO
— @corbynjokes (@corbynjokes) June 20, 2016
I now see why they call this the longest day #ENGSLO
— Liz Anderson (@liz_lizanderson) June 20, 2016
This is the footballing equivalent of buffering. #ENGSLO
— Daniel Frankenburg (@danfrankenburg) June 20, 2016
This is like watching my dog hump a cushion. There's a lot of effort involved but no chance of anything going where it needs to. #ENGSLO
— Tom Green (@TomDGreen) June 20, 2016
I've started pacing up and down my technical area (between sofa and TV) #ENGSLO
— Rob Casey (@robertseancasey) June 20, 2016
#ENGSLO Keep having to remind myself that when I hear the word 'Dier' they're referring to the player not the entire team.
— w0z (@_w0z_) June 20, 2016
Good grief. This is worse than supporting the Labour Party. #ENGSLO
— Phil BC (@philbc3) June 20, 2016
If Hoddle says we dominated one more time, I'm flying to France to throw a chair at him. #ENGSLO
— Rich Pierce (@RichPierce0079) June 20, 2016
When your team are struggling and you need some confidence or inspiration off the manager an look @ bench #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/yFgsQUAx7V
— Terry Morgan (@Gunga_Morgan) June 20, 2016
I'm definitely not buying any Energy from Azerbaijan now.#ENGSLO
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) June 20, 2016
Same #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/JstHUhoN0K
— Randeep (@randeeptatter) June 20, 2016
This is like watching a drunk trying to open his front door with a Twix. #ENGSLO
— Peter Holmes (@MrPeterHolmes) June 20, 2016
And to think I missed made in Chelsea for this game #ENGSLO
— Nicole (@nicole_keep) June 20, 2016
95 Minutes Of My Life Wasted #ENGSLO
— Ramel Forde (@RamelForde) June 20, 2016
Couldn't finish a wank. #ENGSLO
— Chris (@ChribHibble) June 20, 2016
I’m starting to worry that Roy Hodgson didn’t bring enough strikers. #ENGSLO
— Pete Paphides (@petepaphides) June 20, 2016
Football's coming the long way home, and got lost a few times. #ENGSLO
— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) June 20, 2016
So what position did we finish in the group Roy?
Only asked mate no need for that #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/qkqsRt0Gpk
— Dean w (@limberstar) June 20, 2016
Roy Hodgson addressing the team at full time. #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/QsFC1Wdprk
— Joe Conaboy (@CONABOY_Music) June 20, 2016
Highlights for the #ENGSLO game have been cancelled, due to not existing.
— Catherine Tyley (@catherinetyley) June 20, 2016
WANTED – Goalscorer, must be able to start next Monday, send cv to woy@canthitabarndoor.com #ENGSLO
— Tony Walters (@RadDad68) June 20, 2016
My son was watching it at the gym on the big screen 🙈 #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/mBlgDAkFUL
— rod bishop (@rodbishop15) June 20, 2016
Map of Great Britain: latest update. #EURO2016 #WALRUS #ENGSLO pic.twitter.com/oJJA2yOCWz
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 20, 2016