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The best jokes from Brazil 2-0 Mexico as Neymar stars in Round of 16 clash

One goal, one assist, lots more rolling.

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There were lots more Neymar tweets to accompany the jokes from Brazil 2-0 Mexico World Cup Russia 2018 Round of 16 clash
CENTRE OF ATTENTION: Neymar (Image: Agência Brasil Fotografias)

Brazil beat Mexico 2-0 in a last 16 match at the Samara Arena on Monday to book their place in the quarter-finals of the World Cup in Russia.

For all his playacting, Neymar was the star man for Tite’s side after opening the scoring from Willian’s cross before teeing up Roberto Firmino for a tap-in late on.

The Brazilians had chances to register a more comfortable win, but Mexico goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa made a string of good saves.

Despite their disappointment, the Mexicans exit the World Cup reflecting on a campaign that saw them make many friends after winning their opening two matches against Germany and South Korea.

These were the best of the Neymar tweets and jokes from Brazil 2-0 Mexico at Russia 2018:

#BRAMEX
Pretty weird that Jesus is finding it so difficult to cross.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/FGSKOOKIE/status/1013803008377917440

http://twitter.com/tropicojimin/status/1013803022529462273

https://twitter.com/realDavidOnline/status/1013798711384657921

https://twitter.com/70yardrobbo/status/1013805636432355328

Poor Neymar. He breaks his legs every morning. #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/1WXy5Lb2nm

— Josh Rodriguez (@joshrod17) July 2, 2018

#BRAMEX
I expect Neymar to be the first human being to achieve the incredible double of winning a World Cup trophy as well as an Oscar.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 2, 2018

On my way to the stadium to give this to Neymar #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/gzbz2YKhlm

— Fatimah (@Ellisande_) July 2, 2018

While watching the match, I accidentally touched my TV screen and Neymar fell! #BRAMEX

— Shrusti J (@Shrusteee) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/Matt_Banks3/status/1013807250241179648

VAR gets it right again. #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/QD5jDtRqx5

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/christiemsia/status/1013809399091982336

Roll over lay down. #BRAMEX #Neymar pic.twitter.com/OjowTICQsT

— Appie van der Beek (@appievanderbeek) July 2, 2018

me at beginning of this game VS me towards the end of this game #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/WcrsbsZhVU

— cin (@cindicaaa) July 2, 2018

alright so i’m done #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/m1wOqiW8Nm

— ☆ (@gothwoo666) July 2, 2018

SOUTH KOREA DID NOT TAKE OUT THE #1 TEAM IN THE WORLD FOR US TO LOSE TO BRAZIL #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/IJlvbU3ptw

— moved to @animevmin (@kurtapiika) July 2, 2018

IM CRYING #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/ZhVcp2S2ex

— Caramia (@facethewarrior) July 2, 2018

Most Mexico fans right now and usually me after having ghost peppers…

#BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/5lMlhtXkdm

— Carl Turnbull (@Hotcarlito) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/waleednasir00/status/1013812761619464193

https://twitter.com/pllumins/status/1013812761892188161

Well y’all, it was fun while it lasted. See you in 4 years #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/ShyrqDT431

— Not this… (@fakesmilebixtch) July 2, 2018

We did something Brazil couldn't do and that's beat Germany so who's the real winners? #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/Un9WzyQqKI

— moved to @animevmin (@kurtapiika) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/JackieeCastroo/status/1013812991685378048

#BRAMEX Neymar would've die of this pic.twitter.com/DJZmb9uVEJ

— Ververngida (@ververngida) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/MoiGal18/status/1013813727118921728

https://twitter.com/escxpesociety/status/1013815462822662144

https://twitter.com/RealAfroTrump/status/1013816044161466370

How to deal with Neymar #BRAMEX https://t.co/CgWp8WTsm7

— Football Burp ⚽ (@FootballBurp) July 2, 2018

So the Simpsons were wrong. Mexico is out after loss to Brazil. 2-0 #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/8qrx8wxykc

— ALT 98.7 (@ALT987fm) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/deepfriedlads/status/1013813840448897025

Maybe he tried out acting and it didn’t work out for him? #BRAMEX https://t.co/hpNiNZj0AG

— Hasna (@HauteBBH_) July 2, 2018

#BRAMEX all the hours they spent bleaching their hair should have gone towards practice pic.twitter.com/MrIHoqK4b8

— jes (@flontour) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/flirtjins/status/1013813471924846592

This is how my best friend tries to cheer me up when I am not in good mood. #BRAMEX pic.twitter.com/u9Opd1zpuH

— Nikunj (@Nikunj_97) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/jinsdinonugget/status/1013813427934937088