The best jokes as Manchester United beaten 0-3 by Spurs at Old Trafford

José Mourinho under pressure following club's worst start to the season since 1992.

There were lots of jokes about José Mourinho's side after Manchester United 0-3 Spurs
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Manchester United were thrashed 3-0 at home to Tottenham on Monday night, leaving José Mourinho’s side with just 3 points after 3 games played in the Premier League this season.

The disjointed hosts failed to return to form following defeat in Brighton last weekend and collapsed with two quick goals shortly after half-time.

The beleaguered Manchester United manager looks under pressure following their worst start in the league since the 92/93 season.

Mourinho claimed in his post-match conference that “We lost 3-0. Three – the same number of Premierships I have.”

These were the best of the jokes after Manchester United 0-3 Spurs:


Listen. It’s 3-0. Switch your TVs off. The players and club don’t care. They’re going to go back to dancing and Snapchatting in the dressing room. And perhaps MUFC will endorse some depression meds whilst you spend the night in horror after what you’ve watched. GO, LIVE!#MUNTOT

— BullBull (@DahiiBhalla) August 27, 2018




James Bond can’t even look at him pic.twitter.com/idZ5txvYvN

— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) August 27, 2018





Hope Wenger takes advantage of his managerial sabbatical to get a job as a journalist and just bother Mourinho in press conferences, send him over the edge.

— Paddy (@PaddyArsenal) August 27, 2018

Here are the highlights of the Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur game if you missed it #MUNTOTpic.twitter.com/YYmmLBOifA

— Uncle Next Door™ (@Raremaester) August 27, 2018


Mood rn : #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/OdCS9bKmV8

— C H Ô 尺 (@MisterShebi) August 27, 2018



Hugo Lloris starting his celebrations in the spurs goal like…#MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/i9inz5pBQh

— Eze does it… (@biggie1980) August 27, 2018


United fans praying they don't get relegated #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/q2XyyeXkeu

— Ify (@Samuel_Anene) August 27, 2018

Only one man can save Uniteds season now #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/GqXNMms7y5

— Michael Sneddon (@Snedders93) August 27, 2018

Wild celebrations as Mourinho is humbled at Old Trafford pic.twitter.com/vdFiREz3jD

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) August 27, 2018


Forever been made to feel bad for loving United. The cool kids supported the struggling sides, I was just a glory hunter. How the tables have turned. #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/ao4wYo58Oa

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) August 27, 2018



You just know Mourinho’s been waiting to use that ‘three titles’ line for years but couldn’t until Wenger quit.

— Ben Rumsby (@ben_rumsby) August 27, 2018

Mourinho only fuelling the idea he's a bit past it by calling it the "Premiership"

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) August 27, 2018



“Is that the way out?” #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/2wy0FdBdzS

— Reese Singleton (@Reese_EU) August 27, 2018