Manchester United were thrashed 3-0 at home to Tottenham on Monday night, leaving José Mourinho’s side with just 3 points after 3 games played in the Premier League this season.
The disjointed hosts failed to return to form following defeat in Brighton last weekend and collapsed with two quick goals shortly after half-time.
The beleaguered Manchester United manager looks under pressure following their worst start in the league since the 92/93 season.
Mourinho claimed in his post-match conference that “We lost 3-0. Three – the same number of Premierships I have.”
These were the best of the jokes after Manchester United 0-3 Spurs:
https://twitter.com/meseemajaswal/status/1034179032844255232
Listen. It’s 3-0. Switch your TVs off. The players and club don’t care. They’re going to go back to dancing and Snapchatting in the dressing room. And perhaps MUFC will endorse some depression meds whilst you spend the night in horror after what you’ve watched. GO, LIVE!#MUNTOT
— BullBull (@DahiiBhalla) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/Stuart_PhotoAFC/status/1034180811036209153
https://twitter.com/fitbaa/status/1034184196607172609
https://twitter.com/Ladbrokes/status/1034177526577483776
James Bond can’t even look at him pic.twitter.com/idZ5txvYvN
— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/pmgafc/status/1034182977843015681
https://twitter.com/MoMoneyMoSalah/status/1034173885393117184
https://twitter.com/PHE2GO_S/status/1034182005397905419
https://twitter.com/TroopzAFC/status/1034199046276050944
Hope Wenger takes advantage of his managerial sabbatical to get a job as a journalist and just bother Mourinho in press conferences, send him over the edge.
— Paddy (@PaddyArsenal) August 27, 2018
Here are the highlights of the Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur game if you missed it #MUNTOTpic.twitter.com/YYmmLBOifA
— Uncle Next Door™ (@Raremaester) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/AnukaPrince/status/1034188430215966720
Mood rn : #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/OdCS9bKmV8
— C H Ô 尺 (@MisterShebi) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/OChidubem3/status/1034191072614916097
https://twitter.com/thefanchoco_/status/1034172371245121536
Hugo Lloris starting his celebrations in the spurs goal like…#MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/i9inz5pBQh
— Eze does it… (@biggie1980) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/GaluweroIII/status/1034173434438332416
United fans praying they don't get relegated #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/q2XyyeXkeu
— Ify (@Samuel_Anene) August 27, 2018
Only one man can save Uniteds season now #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/GqXNMms7y5
— Michael Sneddon (@Snedders93) August 27, 2018
Wild celebrations as Mourinho is humbled at Old Trafford pic.twitter.com/vdFiREz3jD
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheKabali/status/1034184733654175744
Forever been made to feel bad for loving United. The cool kids supported the struggling sides, I was just a glory hunter. How the tables have turned. #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/ao4wYo58Oa
— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/EshariveO/status/1034183125243518978
https://twitter.com/liverpoolimages/status/1034180071102271488
You just know Mourinho’s been waiting to use that ‘three titles’ line for years but couldn’t until Wenger quit.
— Ben Rumsby (@ben_rumsby) August 27, 2018
Mourinho only fuelling the idea he's a bit past it by calling it the "Premiership"
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) August 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/joeripcord/status/1034196961795043328
https://twitter.com/FOARsite/status/1034182653543632896
“Is that the way out?” #MUNTOT pic.twitter.com/2wy0FdBdzS
— Reese Singleton (@Reese_EU) August 27, 2018