Manchester United were thrashed 3-0 at home to Tottenham on Monday night, leaving José Mourinho’s side with just 3 points after 3 games played in the Premier League this season.
The disjointed hosts failed to return to form following defeat in Brighton last weekend and collapsed with two quick goals shortly after half-time.
The beleaguered Manchester United manager looks under pressure following their worst start in the league since the 92/93 season.
Mourinho claimed in his post-match conference that “We lost 3-0. Three – the same number of Premierships I have.”
These were the best of the jokes after Manchester United 0-3 Spurs:
Listen. It’s 3-0. Switch your TVs off. The players and club don’t care. They’re going to go back to dancing and Snapchatting in the dressing room. And perhaps MUFC will endorse some depression meds whilst you spend the night in horror after what you’ve watched. GO, LIVE!#MUNTOT
— BullBull (@DahiiBhalla) August 27, 2018
— Fitba (@fitbaa) August 27, 2018
James Bond can’t even look at him pic.twitter.com/idZ5txvYvN
— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) August 27, 2018
When the ball hits the net and Mourinho’s upset….
….that’s a Moura.
— Biggies Malls (@MoMoneyMoSalah) August 27, 2018
Hope Wenger takes advantage of his managerial sabbatical to get a job as a journalist and just bother Mourinho in press conferences, send him over the edge.
— Paddy (@VieiraPaddy) August 27, 2018
— Uncle Next Door ™ (@Raremaester) August 27, 2018
— Someone's Baby, Your Fantasy (@AnukaPrince) August 27, 2018
— Teiko (@thefanchoco_) August 27, 2018
— FFS Conor… (@biggie1980) August 27, 2018
— Ifeanyi (@Samuel_Anene) August 27, 2018
— Michael Sneddon (@Snedders93) August 27, 2018
Wild celebrations as Mourinho is humbled at Old Trafford pic.twitter.com/vdFiREz3jD
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) August 27, 2018
— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) August 27, 2018
— Dave Wood (@liverpoolimages) August 27, 2018
You just know Mourinho’s been waiting to use that ‘three titles’ line for years but couldn’t until Wenger quit.
— Ben Rumsby (@ben_rumsby) August 27, 2018
Mourinho only fuelling the idea he's a bit past it by calling it the "Premiership"
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) August 27, 2018
Next time I screw up at work I’m going to respond to the criticism by pointing out my achievements at previous companies. It’s sure to be well-received #muntot
— Joe (@joeripcord) August 27, 2018
Well that was hilarious.
— Fields Of Anfield Road (@FOARsite) August 27, 2018
— Reese Paul (@Reese_EU) August 27, 2018