The best jokes as Jason Puncheon charged with possession of an offensive weapon

Disturbance near the Mishiko bar on Church Street in Reigate.

Jason Puncheon was arrested and charged with possession of an offensive weapon and probably won't want to see the jokes and tweets
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Crystal Palace’s Jason Puncheon has been charged with carrying a weapon following his arrest after a fight near a Surrey nightclub on Sunday.

The 31-year-old midfielder is said to have been arrested in the early hours of the morning after a disturbance near the Mishiko bar on Church Street in Reigate.

These were the best tweets and jokes after Jason Puncheon was charged with possession of an offensive weapon, common assault and a public order offence of causing fear or provocation of violence:

Why didn’t he just Puncheon

— Luke (@_LukeWilletts) December 18, 2017

Sounds like griezmanns 80s party was wild

— James Courtney (@jcourts1991) December 18, 2017


Rumour has it he was seen puncheon someone in the face in a nightclub

— Chris Pearce (@Pearceyy7) December 18, 2017

He must be the sniper that’s been wiping out wilfried zaha

— Nick Williams (@nickwillo4efc) December 18, 2017

Jason truncheon

— Richard bater (@bater_richard) December 18, 2017

Looks like he’ll be having his Jason Luncheon in a cell @ollydris555 @MalyonM7 @StevenToogood @SamJohnston25 @DanGreen93

— Jack (@JackPeterGoing) December 18, 2017


Been going round puncheon people? https://t.co/A9bHo2Kn7b

— Wade (@James_Wade_) December 18, 2017

Puncheon went to a shit nightclub and twatted someone….he really is one of our own

— E BLOCK PURIST❄ (@rednbluegreg) December 18, 2017

Why does he need a weapon? Is he not very good at Puncheon in fights?

— Tom Brook (@TomJamesBrook) December 18, 2017

I thought he was charged with Puncheon someone?

— m (@bigpatchyquan) December 18, 2017

Raul Moat has just arrived on the scene claiming to be a friend of Jason Puncheon https://t.co/x95x7QHaiV

— Gary Dean (@Gazza_D27) December 18, 2017

Watching him with the ball I struggle to believe he can have possession of anything.

— … (@NawohterTJ) December 18, 2017

Jason Puncheon photographed with dangerous weapon pic.twitter.com/CUG4lnq599

— Old Stand Passive (@ash_cpfc) December 18, 2017

Sounds like Puncheon had an Arsenal of his own.

— Artetaball (@MickMcCarthy92) December 18, 2017

Back in my day we didn’t use weapons. Only Puncheon was allowed. https://t.co/zycJ2xj4mR

— JS (@Stubbs89) December 19, 2017

Shoulda stuck to just puncheon. https://t.co/HIr8BxCRX4

— Elro (@ElroRaps) December 19, 2017

Wait, Jason Puncheon was arrested for hitting someone with a BELT? What a ridiculous BETRAYAL of your own NAME.

— ~ (@daniel_barker) December 19, 2017


Anyone had Jason PUNCHeon yet?

Absolute tap in for the banter Community

— Scott (@ST_1982) December 18, 2017