The best jokes as Eva Carneiro leaves Chelsea

We've separated out the pleas from fans who want their club to sign the famous physio.

As Eva Carneiro leaves Chelsea, people made jokes
COLLECTED HER BELONGINGS: Carneiro (Image: thearcticblues)

Eva Carneiro leaves Chelsea following a very public spat with José Mourinho, six weeks after the manager’s criticism of her.

These are the best jokes we could find after separating out all the requests from fans who wanted their club to sign the famous physio:

If Arsenal employed Eva Carneiro I'd be so happy, but not as happy as Giroud.

— TikaTakaWilsh (@TikaTakaWilsh) September 22, 2015

As Eva Carneiro leaves her job at Chelsea, the lawyers at Stamford Bridge brace themselves for a busy few months.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 22, 2015

Champions Leagues with Chelsea: Eva Carneiro – 1 Jose Mourinho – 0 pic.twitter.com/pZEz73PB4t

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) September 22, 2015

Can someone please get in touch with Eva Carneiro and tell her my leg hurts? pic.twitter.com/73vVI5whEG

— Les Floyd (@Lesism) September 22, 2015

Eva Carneiro leaving on the day FIFA 2016 is released. Mixed emotions today for people that never wear t-shirts that have sleeves.

— David (@lfcmaestro23) September 22, 2015

So Eva Carneiro is now a free agent. Sign her up! https://t.co/OG6oF5SIlo

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) September 22, 2015

Let's be honest, majority of the people who 'care' about Eva leaving are only bothered because of how she actually looks.

— TweetChelseaFC (@TweetChelseaFC) September 22, 2015

Eva Carneiro ……Just Jizz For Eva :-) #CFC pic.twitter.com/pQh6mevbPP

— stokietony (@stokietony) September 22, 2015

Eva Carneiro has left Chelsea 5 mins later: BREAKING NEWS – John Terry announces his retirement in mysterious circumstances… #cfc

— Guy Routledge (@GuyRoutledge1) September 22, 2015

Of course, Cellino could end our discontent at a stroke by signing Eva Carneiro #lufc

— MrPaulRobinson (@MrPaulRobinson) September 22, 2015

If I was Arsene I would hire Eva just to piss Jose off

— Raj Patel (@rajpatel1809) September 22, 2015

Arsene is getting divorced and Eva Carneiro just became available. Coincidence? I think not. pic.twitter.com/ttu2WIcVcp

— Sim (@SimplyEnigmatic) September 23, 2015