The best jokes as Bayern Munich thrash Arsenal 5-1

English side drop to the bottom of Group F.

This girl is probably celebrating with beer and jokes from Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal
CELEBRATING: Beer (Image: Markburger83)

This is the biggest set of jokes you’re likely to find from Arsenal’s big 5-1 defeat in their Champions League group stage tie with Bayern Munich in Germany on Wednesday night.

The sizeable, record-equalling European loss for the English side leaves them bottom of Group F, six points from a qualification spot with just two games remaining.

Continuing all the way into this morning, here are all the best jokes from Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal:

BREAKING: Arsenal fans after watching Bayern's performance so far. pic.twitter.com/sM2bR64Wd1

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) November 4, 2015

Bayern's training cones decided to wear dark blue tonight.

— cabral opiyo (@CjSonOfAnarchy) November 4, 2015

It would be nice if the Bayern players were at least sweating.

— Matthew Stanger (@MatthewStanger) November 4, 2015

Bayern Munich are like Nigerian Parents. You just misbehave outside and then they tell you "I will deal with you when we get home"

— Temple (@tee_plo) November 4, 2015

I reckon this Bayern team would give Sheffield Wednesday a game on current form.

— Jonty Whitehead (@Jontywhitehead) November 4, 2015

Bayern looking for Arsenals defence like.. https://t.co/POJb5ktmt7

— Football News (@TransferBibIe) November 4, 2015

Sheffield Tuesday.. Bayern Wednesday.

— Beri (@sirberry) November 4, 2015

We could leave at HT and prepare for Sunday. Let Bayern play the second half alone.

— Mugais (@mugaisj) November 4, 2015

Luckily Bayern play goal music so none of the goals actually count

— M (@SweGoon) November 4, 2015

Bayern 3-0 Arsenal Bellerin did not do that sprint the other week for this.

— Danny Welbeck (@WelBeast) November 4, 2015

Im now gonna thrash Bayern on FIFA on amateur level because that will definitely make me feel better, right?

— Alex Brooker (@alex_brooker) November 4, 2015

Dear #Bayern players There's no point coming out for the second half Wenger is older than all of you combined Be respectful #BAYvAFC

— Babajide|#OpenNASS (@BabajideFadoju) November 4, 2015

HT: 3-0 Bayern. Guaranteed 15 minutes without conceding ahead. pic.twitter.com/OQBi1TVd9j

— Chris (@chrismd10) November 4, 2015

In short, Bayern are tearing apart opposition faster than Volkswagen are damaging the German economy. #rapid

— Jonathan Harding (@JonBloggs66) November 4, 2015

You tweet your #WengerIn, your #WengerOut, in out in out, shake it all about, beat Utd #In, lose to Bayern #Out, that's what it's all about!

— Andy (@AJ3) November 4, 2015

Arsenal players at half time like… pic.twitter.com/dQwwfEiaHs

— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) November 4, 2015

Me watching #TheMOBOAwards pretending like i dont know my team are get Pumped by Bayern… pic.twitter.com/2cXIA3ubsD

— ?? (@TheRealist_Jay) November 4, 2015

the 3-0 jokes are about to get even funnier. Bayern invoking the spirit of sheffield on a wednesday. U see what we didier?

— kenna (@kennagq) November 4, 2015

How Wenger should be at half time 😂😂😂 #Arsenal pic.twitter.com/Au9NDRMhEx

— Football Today (@goldnewsuk) November 4, 2015

Prince Adam. Arsenal fan. pic.twitter.com/ogqWU56LyU

— Skeletor (@GrumpySkeletor) November 4, 2015

At some point Bayern will have to stop celebtating these goals

— #ABMD (@Blaklez) November 4, 2015

Bayern have declared and will field for the remainder of the match.

— Arsenal Watch (@Arsenal_Watch1) November 4, 2015

Confirmed: Bayern Munich are better than Sheffield Wednesday.

— Matthew Stanger (@MatthewStanger) November 4, 2015

Bayern fans tonight… pic.twitter.com/Q3Jlme4VG4

— Sky Bet (@SkyBet) November 4, 2015

Bayern that's enough please pic.twitter.com/mseLbpQpfW

— Lanez&Tiller (@MrTelflon) November 4, 2015

Bayern half time team talk ?? pic.twitter.com/Esh25K0gMu

— Michael Hamilton (@NLAHamilton) November 4, 2015

37,338 – Number of Arsenal fans who have deleted their tweet saying they think they'll beat Bayern Munich tonight. Hindsight.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) November 4, 2015

We'll get the points once Bayern get done for doping

— Paddy (@VieiraPaddy) November 4, 2015

If You Haven't Watched 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Yet, Go Ahead And Watch 'Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal'. Same Story

— Javed Miandad (@SirJavedMiandad) November 4, 2015

I knew bringing on Gibbs would unlock this Bayern defense.

— 7amkickoff (@7amkickoff) November 4, 2015

Bayern are 1st in their group. Arsenal are 4th in their group. Match scoreline is: Bayern 4-1 Arsenal Illuminati confirmed?

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) November 4, 2015

Wow. Nice. Arsenal has scored 1. There's hope. They can still win Bayern. For more hilarious jokes, send "Wenger" to 33031

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) November 4, 2015

Arsenal after beating Bayern Munich at Emirates… And Arsenal at Bayern Munich's home…. pic.twitter.com/4u9nfOo1dH

— IG/SC: SLIMDANDYMUFC (@SlimDandyMUFC) November 4, 2015

"Is Bayern still there?" #UCL #BAYvAFC pic.twitter.com/lOPgIryLyt

— KICKTV (@KICKTV) November 4, 2015

Bayern scoring for funf now.

— Matthew Stanger (@MatthewStanger) November 4, 2015

How many goals did Bayern score today pic.twitter.com/0wntpsScRA

— Sammy boy (@Sebby_Williams) November 4, 2015

You don't always win against Bayern, but when you do you'll regret it the next game

— Sonia? (@SoniaCerca) November 4, 2015

LOOOOOOL FFS @ARSENAL pic.twitter.com/jjTpXW5Qzv

— Yoann (@YoannArsenal) November 4, 2015

@Arsenal Haven't seen a left side perform this badly since Thatcher suffered a stroke

— mr robot (@beardnificent) November 4, 2015


— Hamish (@HamishP95) November 4, 2015

Full Time: Bayern 5-1 Arsenal. pic.twitter.com/155ojo3KV2

— Footy Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) November 4, 2015

Bayern is being very insen51tive and child15h right now. ????

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) November 4, 2015

Full time: Bayern 5-1 Arsenal. Arsenal sliding out of the Champions League like.. pic.twitter.com/WVCLHY1yNe

— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) November 4, 2015

Someone ask José, what time did Arsenal kick off? About every ten minute I reply. https://t.co/Nub2k0ikAu

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) November 4, 2015

Arsenal hurt Pep 15 days back…..here's what Pep did pic.twitter.com/kHErD1VcBL

— Semper Fi United (@SemperFiUnited) November 4, 2015

Meanwhile, on the Arsenal Facebook page, Hendranto's search for positivity is to be admired. pic.twitter.com/iAGBuSRkEO

— Jamie Dalton (@JamieDalton82) November 4, 2015

Sheffield Tuesday.. Bayern Wednesday.. Europa Thursdays.

— Beri (@sirberry) November 4, 2015

An @Arsenal fan asked me what time is it? I replied… It's 5 past CECH! 😂😂😂

— Oga K. (@BRANDENDORSERng) November 4, 2015

For all my Arsenal friends. Sorry @CarlyW226 ! pic.twitter.com/KlMmBv8KVW

— Ray Gatt (@Gatty54) November 5, 2015

Arsenal fans to Bayern Munich: “How many times have you won the FA Cup?”

— Sripad (@falsewinger) November 5, 2015

The last time arsenal won a game, we were still using this on twitter fam 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/fq2TI9jRsG

— Patoranking (@pyepar) November 5, 2015

Dad: What's today's date? Son: today is Arsenal/11/2015 Dad: 👏 👏 👏 👏 #Son&DadSeries

— Adell the Red (@adell_sam) November 5, 2015

@Arsenal don't worry, I have avenged you pic.twitter.com/tJUtZ5ClqU

— Masaku (@masaku_) November 5, 2015