The best jokes and quotes from Gary Neville commentating on the EFL Cup final

Labelled Arsène Wenger's side "an absolute disgrace".

There were some great jokes and quotes from Gary Neville commentating on the Carabao Cup final
COMMENTATOR: Neville (Image: Øyvind Kvamme Vik)

Gary Neville’s thoughts on Arsenal’s performance in the Carabao Cup final on Sunday evening caused a stir when he labelled Arsène Wenger’s side “an absolute disgrace” as they slumped to a 0-3 defeat to Manchester City.

Seemingly furious with what he saw as a “spineless” attempt to win the trophy, the former Manchester United defender didn’t hold back as he laid into the losing players.

Here are the best of the jokes and quotes about Arsenal from Gary Neville on commentary as Manchester City won the Carabao Cup final:


Gary Neville:

"I'll come to Arsenal in a minute, THEY'RE A DISGRACE"

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) February 25, 2018


Gary Neville's commentary is my Arsenal MOTM

— Iman | ايمان (@nana_alaouie) February 25, 2018


Really hope Gary Neville's children never offered him a piece of lovingly drawn artwork to go on the fridge.

"None of it's within the lines"
"It's not even close"
"It's shocking"
"So poor"
"I don't have the words to describe just how bad this is"
"I'm stunned, I really am"..

— Gem (@GemShek) February 25, 2018

I wish Gary Neville would use slightly more constructive negative words than the one he is using. It’s like arsenal have killed a puppy!

— Kelly Sotherton (@KellySotherton) February 25, 2018

Gary Neville is going to personally punch every single Arsenal player in the face after the match.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 25, 2018


This is the angriest Gary Neville has been since he found out restaurants serve olives, oil and vinegar with bread.

— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) February 25, 2018



"The last bastion is gone", says Gary Neville of Arsenal Football Club. And thus, a rose petal fell from the sky and landed gently in the palm of his hand, as he swished his cape and left the commentary box, never to return.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 25, 2018

Could listen to Gary Neville angrily bemoaning how soft Arsenal are for hours and hours. Very soothing stuff. Like coming home.

— Jon Birchall (@jonbir90) February 25, 2018

Things we've learned today:

1. Gary Neville doesn't like players walking.
2. Arsenal are a disgrace.

— Footy Accumulators (@FootyAccums) February 25, 2018

Somebody needs to drop the last ten minutes of Gary Neville's commentary over a beat because we could have the world's hardest diss track on our hands.

— Raj Bains (@BainsXIII) February 25, 2018

Gary Neville's postman accidentally gives him a letter addressed to his neighbour.

"This is a disgrace. You don't even deliver to the right address anymore – the last bastion of post delivery is gone. This is a dark, dark day for the Royal Mail. "

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 25, 2018

Gary Neville on Arsenal fans leaving early: "They'll be home in time for the trophy presentation."

— DaveOCKOP (@DaveOCKOP) February 25, 2018

Gary Neville gets angrier at Arsenal than Arsene Wenger does.

— 888sport (@888sport) February 25, 2018

Gary Neville, who presumably hates Arsenal, is fuming at how bad Arsenal are. That's how critical it's gotten.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 25, 2018