As the FIFA 18 release saga finally drew to a close at midnight on Thursday, these were the best of the jokes.
Eager gamers are staying up late tonight, despite a certain amount of criticism of the game from a privileged few who received it early.
With few other titles to amuse, this is a selection of the best jokes prior to FIFA 18’s midnight release:
Your mcm spent £90 on the Fifa 18 icon edition and then another £50 on packs. He's now in his overdraft.
— Nathan (@Nath_S95) 27 September 2017
you, a simpleton: I've just pissed away £70 on the new fifa
me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/omo9rq0WyK— liam (@_liambane) 27 September 2017
On the day FIFA was released my girlfriend left me this. I don't deserve her…#FIFA18 pic.twitter.com/eCXeoL0mHI
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) 28 September 2017
When I see FIFA 18 in the shop with bae https://t.co/0K2q6Xgbed
— RCJ (@RasclartRico) 28 September 2017
Get a women like this to be yours #fifa18 pic.twitter.com/MTlRs9rAKC
— Tom 🌚 (@PassingPrince) September 26, 2017
When you can't afford to buy FIFA 18 pic.twitter.com/0S1r8zIY6n
— ItalianFootballTV (@IFTVofficial) 28 September 2017
Thought I was a proper lass ordering Josh Fifa turns out it hasn't even came out and I've ordered last years eh class
— Katie Gallon (@Katiegallon__) 28 September 2017
FIFA being sold early in Kilmarnock, thank me later pic.twitter.com/5pPU76mrCJ
— Brandon (@Brandon_1872) 28 September 2017
Generic Fifa tweets for tomorrow..
• Your 'girlfriend' left you Fifa, food and beer because she had 'work'
• Strap Fifa 18 into a car seat
— Jimmy Hart (@JimmyHart_) 28 September 2017
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls…
Him: Need to decide what PL striker I'm going to buy first…#FIFA18 pic.twitter.com/CXIL3eLD56
— BenchWarmers ⚽️ (@BeWarmers) September 26, 2017
The same girl has a little brother who is currently on Fifa 15 ☹️
— SC: ShoRizzy (@ShoRizzy) 28 September 2017
Your MCM still plays FIFA 13
— Joe Musashi (@bamzyempire) 28 September 2017
Completed it mate
— Jack 'Pie' McDermott (@the_pieface) 28 September 2017
Virgins
— wilky (@mattwilkinson_) 28 September 2017
#FIFA18 night. Look what my GF left for me. Don't deserve her 😍 pic.twitter.com/f5OcLqdzDD
— Sascha (loves Jake) (@VIPswiiift) September 25, 2017
Just seen this on Facebook; the cash exchange value of FIFA 17 tomorrow… pic.twitter.com/5V7ZAVOo2Z
— KingMonkey (@kingmonkey25) 28 September 2017
Before you all run out to buy Fifa 18 at midnight , let me just tell you all now, its fucking dog shit
— West Ham Fan TV (@westhamfantv) 28 September 2017
The ref is Black and white ?? 😂😂 #fifa18 @MattHDGamer pic.twitter.com/MwN0gorNSd
— Kevin Karlsen (@mrkillahk) September 26, 2017