These were all the best jokes after Watford 3-1 Manchester United, as José Mourinho’s multi-million pound side succumbed to a third successive defeat in a week under their new manager.
Troy Deeney’s late penalty strike sealed a memorable win for The Hornets as their, also newly-appointed, Italian boss Walter Mazzarri got one over on his old rival who has struggled to get off to a good start this season.
Don’t miss the best jokes after Watford 3-1 Manchester United:
Jose Mourinho these days pic.twitter.com/SInBq1yxbK
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) 18 September 2016
#pogfraud is now trending in #Liverpool https://t.co/49a6lxRqxb
— Trendsmap Liverpool (@TrendsLiverpool) September 18, 2016
Physio: "Martial's concussed, he doesn't know who he is"
Mourinho: "Tell him he's Ronaldo"
— The Football Pools (@footballpools) 18 September 2016
"Retire and be a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become the villain." – the story of Bruce Wayne Rooney.
— FonZo (@OfficialFonZo) September 18, 2016
Mourinho has taken us as far as he could, thanks for the community shield & 3 consecutive wins but it's time to say goodbye. #MourinhoOut
— Craig (@UBloodySchwein) 18 September 2016
Pep would have loaned Rooney out to Sampdoria.
— Stu (@bloostoo) September 18, 2016
Mourinho is just a David Moyes with Heineken endorsement
— champagne papi (@UncleTK__) 18 September 2016
Thats what 89 million gets ya. #Pogba #89million #WATMUN #ManchesterUnited pic.twitter.com/oPDJIIuNir
— Gareth Whitehorn (@gsw1986) 18 September 2016
Mourinho be like.. pic.twitter.com/bgh3UQfPSt
— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) 18 September 2016
Wait a minute… #WATMUN pic.twitter.com/qekJpZxC9L
— Certain Betting (@CertainBetting) 18 September 2016
You don't need to watch Old Yeller, you can watch Wayne Rooney nowadays. Old Yeller, however, was sad for completely different reasons.
— Jonas Giæver (@CheGiaevara) September 18, 2016
Not sure why everyone is moaning about Wayne Rooney…….he's been out standing for Watford today
— Rappid Rashford (@RappidRashford) September 18, 2016
.@UnitedStandMUFC Delete.
— Liverpool FC (@LFC) September 18, 2016
SPOTTED: Jose Mourinho looking for the Paul Pogba receipt like…
pic.twitter.com/Uv1C3ukLFT— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) 18 September 2016
The last time Mourinho lost three consecutive games in one season… https://t.co/e67Jf1glHC
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) 18 September 2016
Manchester united paid £89M for a dabbing socialite 😂😂😂😂
— Danny Welbeck (@WelBeast) 18 September 2016
If you're still defending Wayne Rooney youre a victim and your da 100% hits you with a baseball bat when you dont finish your vegetables
— Adam (@DeGeaoIogy) September 18, 2016
Taking my kids to watch this one. #WATMUN pic.twitter.com/NazyXg9sLB
— Sanj.B (@sanjbharadva) September 18, 2016
Somewhere in Netherlands.#WATMUN pic.twitter.com/H5iHRvbS8j
— Laszlo (@NeumaniAlvin) September 18, 2016
Bastian Schweinsteiger watching Jose Mourinho lose 3 games in a row… pic.twitter.com/o84YcWnCUu
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) 18 September 2016
Barber: What you want?
Ramsey: Show me a graph of Pogbas career after he joined United
Barber: Say no more fam pic.twitter.com/f938AFSF8H— Sagna Boy (@SagnaBoy) 18 September 2016
Watford 3 The Special One #WATMUN
— John Prescott (@johnprescott) September 18, 2016
With a smile you get from a job well done, Eva Carneiro puts the voodoo dolls back in the cupboard till the next game. #Mourinho #WATMUN
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) September 18, 2016
Only one man can save United now… pic.twitter.com/qz422pjBDd
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) 18 September 2016
Hands down the best gif we've ever seen… #Mourinhopic.twitter.com/hwCSUUTVRf
— BigSport (@BigSportGB) 18 September 2016
Breaking: Juventus will be taken to court for selling a Chinese product to Manchester United
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) 18 September 2016
Mourinho has to do one thing just apologize to Eva Carniero.
— ️ (@AddictedToCFC) 18 September 2016
Lots of stick for Mourinho, but he's actually ahead of schedule. Usually takes two seasons for his teams to play this abysmally.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) 18 September 2016
Moyes wasn't the problem.
LVG wasn't the problem.
Mourinho isn't the problem.The problem is the Red Devil on our logo. #SatanOut #JesusIn
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) 18 September 2016
Pic 1:- what united fans thought they needed
Pic 2:-what they actually need pic.twitter.com/XpCE555WQw— Indiana Bönes (@Cechque) 18 September 2016