Don’t miss this selection of the best jokes about Glenn Hoddle’s life after his commentary on France 5-2 Iceland, as ITV viewers poked fun at his vocabulary use.
Soon trending on Twitter, the former England manager was accused of being a simple man with modest lifestyle choices.
Following his Euro 2016 commentary on the France vs Iceland quarter-final, these were the best jokes about Glenn Hoddle’s life:
Glenn Hoddle lives in a Big Yellow Storage locker #FRAISL
— Mundial Magazine (@MundialMag) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle rings Clubcall & Teamtalk for all the latest transfer gossip.
— mmmns (@Danny_McMoomins) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle uses scissors to cut his steak.
— Tim Stillman (@Stillberto) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle takes part in medieval battle reenactments.
— ant. (@FattusAntus) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle will ONLY buy books that are now films if they have the film's poster as the cover.
— Ken Shabby (@MrKenShabby) July 3, 2016
If ur moving house and ur not sure what size of boxes ul need then contact Glenn Hoddle
— Si Ferry (@siferry8) July 3, 2016
I bet Glenn Hoddle uses the phrase "Of course, you can't say stuff like that any more" about 12 times a day. #FRAISL
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle claps when the plane lands
— M4-T (@MatofKilburnia) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle says "So much for global warming!" every time it rains between April and August.
— Oh, Bollocks (@impotentfury) July 3, 2016
Glen Hoddle scotch guards his suede shoes
— ohchrisburton (@ohchrisburton) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle arranges his M&Ms in alphabetical order
— James (@matkinsj) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle wants to split the bill based on what you ordered as he didn't have a starter
— Johnny (@JohnnyMilburn) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle still thinks Bamboozle on Teletext was the greatest quiz of all time.
— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle thinks the https://t.co/9XWZt3jZOK ads are the funniest thing on television these days
— No Discothèque (@NiamhMcCarrick) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle licks his fingers to turn a page on an eReader.
— Jay Tuvz (@JayTuvz) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle brings his own teabags with him on foreign holidays
— No Discothèque (@NiamhMcCarrick) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle took out PPI just to be on the safe side.
— 48% Tits (@Scientits) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle writes DO NOT RECORD OVER on his VHS tapes
— Baldy (@baldy984) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle keeps a £5 note in his left shoe, for emergencies.
— mr frosty (@mrfrostyuk) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle still chuckles when he thinks about Del Boy falling through the bar
— Chris (@Flatus74) July 3, 2016
When someone asks Glenn Hoddle if he takes sugar in his brew he says "No thanks, I'm sweet enough!
— Baldy (@baldy984) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle has the power to make Arsene Wenger's arms disappear pic.twitter.com/GbER5eQkMa
— Trude Trudesson (@Trudski2012) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle can't wait to see what becomes of the Gold Blend couple.
— mmmns (@Danny_McMoomins) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle irons his underwear.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle collects half/half friendship scarves.
— Peetee (@PeeTeePeeTee) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle's nickname at school was Glenn Hoddle.
— Bigglesdóttir (@SenoraBiggles) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle puts his shoes on before his socks
— RIZ /// #offline (@rizalxv) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle still uses Hi-karate and old spice
— Rob Padley (@padleyr80) July 3, 2016
Glenn Hoddle takes a photo of Glenn Hoddle to the hairdresser's.
— DN (@ghotighongers) July 3, 2016
I've googled Glenn Hoddle but I still don't understand all the jokes :-(
— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) July 3, 2016