What would Sky Sports News Transfer Deadline Day be without silver-haired Scottish hype man Jim White? Well, you wouldn’t have all these #JimWhiteFacts for starters.
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Oh, and a happy and prosperous Deadline Day to all our readers! No doubt you’re all huddled around Sky Sports News with your doting family bringing you a steady supply of beers and snacks.
Now, let’s make with the funny…
@TheLadBible @TheOddsBible Jim white reported the moment he was conceived, using the phrase "This just in". #JimWhiteFacts
— Harry. S. M (@harryseb1) February 2, 2015
Most babies cry when they are born
Jim White shouted breaking news when he was born.
#JimWhiteFacts
— Joseph Carlsson (@joecarlo_joe) February 2, 2015
He doesn't sleep in a bed the night before deadline day #JimWhiteFacts pic.twitter.com/7ClRDAQ7oX
— Mark Robinson (@MrMCRobinson) February 2, 2015
Jim White doesn't eat food. He feeds solely on transfer speculation. #JimWhiteFacts
— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) February 2, 2015
@TheOddsBible the first transfer Jim White announced was Moses and the Jews leaving Egypt on a free #jimwhitefacts
— Tom Conn (@Tomconn1) February 2, 2015
Played in six World Snooker Championship finals, lost them all. #JimWhiteFacts pic.twitter.com/WTsoTJGmGT
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) February 2, 2015
Jim White had private scouts to scout the three wise men's arrival at the stable. #JimWhiteFacts
— Michael (@bainbridgif) February 2, 2015
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