Here are all the best Harry Kane England jokes – with a whole lot of hype included – as the 21-year-old Spurs sensation makes his international debut against Lithuania and scores with his second touch, within moments of coming on.
Wembley responded with a tremendous roar as the youngster replaced Wayne Rooney in the 72nd minute of the Euro 2016 qualifier and were treated to a Kane goal just 79 seconds after the substitution.
As the country keenly awaits a long-overdue World Cup win, don’t miss this collection of the best Harry Kane England jokes and hype after his debut goal:
“@itvfootball: Harry Kane is about to come on. It's all tremendously exciting.”
Didn't even know he was in the squad, no one mentioned it.
— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) March 27, 2015
Harry Kane is coming on. http://t.co/yVQynLvtrC
— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) March 27, 2015
England fans singing ‘he’s one of our own’ but Kane photographed celebrating Lithuanian independence in March 1990 despite not being born.
— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) March 27, 2015
Incredible scenes as Kane makes his entrance! pic.twitter.com/PYVI4c0oDC
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 27, 2015
Hahaha, Kane is gonna win us the World Cup.
— United Religion (@Unitedology) March 27, 2015
HARRY KANE THE ENGLISH VAN BASTEN!!!
— Danny (@R9Rai) March 27, 2015
Bonkers. Internationally Kane is able.
— Simon Thomas (@SimonThomasSky) March 27, 2015
Haters will say it's photoshopped. pic.twitter.com/FNlWIZzL9L
— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) March 27, 2015
BREAKING: Harry Kane has scores a goal. In other words, water is wet & grass is green. pic.twitter.com/wZOze2hvxQ
— Transfer Related (@TransferRelated) March 27, 2015
GOAL! Harry Kane has scored on his full senior international #ENG debut! #COYS pic.twitter.com/oLQpdO9AjD
— Talking THFC (@TalkingTHFC) March 27, 2015
Harry Kane Has Scored On His Debut For England pic.twitter.com/ezPbXY6rdK
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 27, 2015
Kane we do it? It only took the lad 18 seconds! pic.twitter.com/55JhikjQv0
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) March 27, 2015
KANE IS LOVE, KANE IS LIFE
— .Aran (@SaySomeething) March 27, 2015
Harry Kane is the saviour of England football pic.twitter.com/Q9ETtmmZWg
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) March 27, 2015
All hail Lord Kane! pic.twitter.com/IX6xJHy4he
— TransferTavern.com (@TransferTavern) March 27, 2015
Harry Kane scores on his first touch pic.twitter.com/6pdq166o8w
— Football Talk (@TransferBibIe) March 27, 2015
50 more touches and Harry Kane will beat Sir Bobby Charlton's goalscoring record.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 27, 2015
Haven't seen Kane make an impact like that since the 2001 Royal Rumble. #England
— I am Luke. (@lukejohnston87) March 27, 2015
Harry Kane for Ballon D'or pic.twitter.com/2WsztXX5vI
— BPL Related (@BPLRelated) March 27, 2015
9 – At 9am tomorrow morning, Harry Kane will return to his day job of being a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet. Superman.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 27, 2015
Who's Harry Kane ? http://t.co/S6afVZh4pk
— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) March 27, 2015
Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be They Kane #EnglishJesus
— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) March 27, 2015
At this rate Harry Kane might be the WWE World Heavyweight champion this Sunday
— Jama (@MadeManJama) March 27, 2015
.. My name is Harry Kane ….
Not a lot of people know that
— Phil in the blanks (@philwalter) March 27, 2015
Only question now is whether the Harry Kane statue will be erected outside Wembley, or if it'll replace Nelson's column.
— Andrew Das (@AndrewDasNYT) March 27, 2015
Can't wait for Kane to sign for Real Madrid for €150m then see the Real Madrid fans boo him after he wins them the Champions League.
— RightInDebuchy (@EmanDaGoon) March 27, 2015
Kane did well on his England debut but it was a slow start. Steve Gerrard could have been sent off twice in the time it took him to score.
— Kevin Keegan (@GalacticKeegan) March 27, 2015
Are we sure Harry Kane isn't playing FIFA career mode on easy? @MenInBlazers
— Terence Kane (@terencekane) March 27, 2015
It's a sad indication of my age now that I instantly think of how proud the parents must be when the likes of Kane make their debut.
— Natalie Pirks (@Natpirks) March 27, 2015
Drake is working on a new mixtape with Harry Kane pic.twitter.com/fGL2wMsBb0
— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) March 27, 2015
I hope Harry Kane realises that for the next 12 years it's all his fault.
— Alex Christopher (@ThatIsMySurname) March 27, 2015
Why does his autocorrect keep changing Styles to Kane
— simple but effective (@I_See_You_Larry) March 27, 2015
The Harry Kane story is basically a mash-up of a Roy Of The Rovers comic and the New Testament.
— Bankrupt (@bankruptspurs) March 27, 2015
Fluke. #kane
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 27, 2015
Kane is destined for England greatness. Haven't been this sure of anything since David Nugent & Francis Jeffers scored on their debuts.
— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) March 27, 2015
#PotentialHeadlines
Citizen Kane
Kane Is Able
Kane You Believe It?
He Kane, He Scored, He Conquered
#ENGvLIT
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 27, 2015
@mrdanwalker Kane you believe it…… Will you give me that daniel
— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) March 27, 2015
Everytime Harry Kane scores… https://t.co/x0Ml4wEnHB
— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) March 27, 2015