The best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes from 2014 gala ceremony

All the best jokes and tweets from viewers of the drawn-out red carpet event.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who won the 2014 award, probably isn't even aware of these FIFA Ballon d'Or jokes
CELEBRATING: Ronaldo (Image: Jan S0L0)

We’ve collected all the best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes from the televised 2014 red carpet awards ceremony that saw Cristiano Ronaldo become World Footballer of the Year for the third time.


Talking points included Lionel Messi’s purple suit, musical interludes, the hosts, the WAGs and Cristiano’s celebratory roar as the evening dragged on in it’s usual fashion.

Check out this selection of FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes from the 2014 gala ceremony:

Each time the Ballon d'Or MC speaks a different language while looking the way she does. #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/F719HDh3kV

— Maps Maponyane (@MapsMaponyane) January 12, 2015

Here's Mr Corrupt with his boring "inspirational" speech, yawn. #BallondOr

— JordySloan (@JordySloan) January 12, 2015

BREAKING | Someone older than Blatter on the stage. #ballondor

— 433 (@by433) January 12, 2015

I think the world will be a peaceful place if Neuer wins the #BallondOr

— Khaya Dlanga (@khayadlanga) January 12, 2015

This guy deserves something. A sword, a shield..something hahaha #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/KRujyaCDwS

— The Junior Mbeng (@JRisLIVE) January 12, 2015

Everyone's reaction when this guy started singing. #BallondOr https://t.co/R3E3V8Ptlg

— J?Y BUCKS (@TheMasterBucks) January 12, 2015

Congratulations Steven Gerrard on your Fallon D'Floor award! #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/gT4vg1PC1r

— Angry Di Maria (@angry_dimaria) January 12, 2015

Messi won't win the Ballon D'or ever again if he keeps dressing like a colour blind shepherd.

— Segun Agbede (@SegunThePundit) January 12, 2015

BREAKING: Lionel Messi right now. pic.twitter.com/livdfgHgTu

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) January 12, 2015

Still waiting for Messi to wear this pic.twitter.com/21HNuvfqrF

— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) January 12, 2015

The true winner of the #BalonDeOro has been revealed… #itfc pic.twitter.com/68Sb6n6AHi

— IPSWICH TOWN FANS (@IpswichTownFans) January 12, 2015

They're eating her, And they're gonna eat me too! Oh my goooooood !!! #BalonDeOro pic.twitter.com/L2LBnAEmDu

— Psycho Loosers (@Psycholoosers) January 12, 2015

I am glad Ronaldo is back on stage for receiving #balondor after he was practically invisible in the World Cup. I was getting concerned.

— Alpha (@Galapagos11) January 12, 2015

So proud @hkane28. Fully deserved. #COYS #HarryKane #BalondOr https://t.co/2k93aVYio6

— tehTrunk (@tehTrunk) January 12, 2015

Goats Compilation #balondeoro #BalonDor https://t.co/cHqPNP8L2q

— Jose Leyva (@jsitooo) January 12, 2015

Normal is too mainstream for Messi pic.twitter.com/87uErXs5yx

— Footy Village ? (@FootyVillage) January 12, 2015

Congratulations for messi's best suit of the world??????#BallonDOr2014 ?? pic.twitter.com/P2gsBzIpUn""@Mobifresh23 @jeremiah_miah11

— Jerome J Verdier Jr (@since_1847pekin) January 13, 2015

Messi is still a winner pic.twitter.com/ED88ypxwwr

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) January 13, 2015