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The best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes after Cristiano Ronaldo win

The best FIFA Ballon d'Or jokes after Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo took home the 2013 trophy.

Cristiano Ronaldo, the winner and star of many of the best FIFA Ballon d'Or jokes
WINNER: Cristiano (Image: Twitter/beIN SPORTS)

A collection of the best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes after Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo finally got to take home the trophy at last night’s ceremony.

In a tearful awards evening the Portuguese was presented with the most eagerly anticipated prize, narrowly beating arch-rival Lionel Messi who arrived in a bright red Dolce & Gabbana suit.

See the best FIFA Ballon d’Or jokes after Cristiano Ronaldo’s big win below:

Hey Mister Messi! You should have wore my suit at #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/HIU0VNn7kT

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) January 13, 2014

My vote goes for Ronaldo girlfriend #BallondOr2013 #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/b5gBXBRdhq

— Mentalist Nuno ? (@NunoMentalist) January 13, 2014

Well done to my friend the #BallondOr on being awarded today. The best spherical trophy around #representin #ballin

— brazuca (@brazuca) January 13, 2014

You stay classy, Messi. #BallonDor pic.twitter.com/R4wJS5xUzJ

— Tips Out For TheLads (@TipsOutForLads) January 13, 2014

Has to be @Cristiano – even his suits are better than Messi this year. #BallondOr

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 13, 2014

I know who I'm rooting for. #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/aZI5cmtLqF

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) January 13, 2014

One of these is not like the others… #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/23EBk99BK7

— beIN SPORTS (@beINSPORTSUSA) January 13, 2014

"Cristiano, what do you reckon to Messi's jacket?" #BallondOr http://t.co/YIp0nPp69j pic.twitter.com/sb6FHATl72

— Goal UK (@GoalUK) January 13, 2014

I'm falling asleep here… zzzzzz #BallondOr

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) January 13, 2014

Is there any more toe-curlingly dull/awkward/weird/elongated awards ceremony in the world than #BallondOr ? GET ON WITH IT.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 13, 2014

Ofcourse we all love watching #Ballondor #AdrianaLima pic.twitter.com/cACxXGNGI7

— CasualUltra.com (@CasualUltra_) January 13, 2014

Lost in Action! Has anybody seen the Premier League? Please deliver in Kongresshaus, Zürich #BallondOr

— Jan Aage Fjortoft (@JanAageFjortoft) January 13, 2014

Not at all awkward… #BallonDor pic.twitter.com/kMfd0OT81t

— Tips Out For TheLads (@TipsOutForLads) January 13, 2014

Knockaert has won the FIFA Fallon D'Floor award #lcfc #watfordfc

— Tom (@TomDavison_) January 13, 2014

*TOKYO SEXWALE* KLAXON. RT @football_gifs: Tokyo Sexwale has the stage… #ballondor #fifa pic.twitter.com/qCqVdVJ9jz

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) January 13, 2014

Messi top 3 was: 1) Iniesta 2) Xavi 3) Neymar. So no bias there at all… #BallondOr #Barca

— Leon Mann (@Leon_Mann) January 13, 2014

My name is Naldo, Ronaldo and I have two Balls, Golden Balls. #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/kZU7gffJCh

— Alda Telles (@AldaTelles) January 13, 2014

He can do a Gwyneth Paltrow if he likes. He has earned it. #ronaldo #ballondor

— Darren Lewis (@MirrorDarren) January 13, 2014

Message to #Messi from #Ronaldo just before the #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/DuoabVtigc

— allaboutballerz (@allaboutballerz) January 13, 2014

We all know who should've really won the #BallondOr pic.twitter.com/gjEdfby1bq

— Fifa Problems (@fifaproblemzz) January 13, 2014

PLUS! BONUS BALLON D’OR BARTON:

Been sulking all day. Injury has prevented my from going the Balloon Door thing-e-oh tonight. They said i'd pissed it as well. ??

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

Not sure whether it was my goal from a corner in Europa League or 2 thunderbastards I scored in Champ this season that sealed it for me?

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

Either way be good to see Ronaldo, Ribery or Messi win something for a change. I don't need that gold ball to know I'm 'ze bollocks.'

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

Its not even a good prize anyway. I mean what can you even do with a gold ball. Break your foot if you kicked it! #dustgatherer #balloondoor

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 13, 2014

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