The best FIFA 16 jokes as new game is finally released

Gamers everywhere receive the latest instalment of the treasured football game.

It wouldn't be release day without FIFA 16 jokes as the new title is finally released

As the hotly anticipated title is finally released and people everywhere receive the latest instalment of the treasured football game, these are the best FIFA 16 jokes.

It’s been a hectic day for gamers as the gameplay seems to have been significantly remodelled and women’s teams are introduced for the first time, while probably predictable capacity-related server issues have disappointed some.

Most, though, were in their usual celebratory, relationship-dismissive mood.

Featuring some old favourites, don’t miss this collection of the best FIFA 16 jokes:

Imagine queuing for FIFA when ye could be pumping yer gf

— Courtney Madden (@Courtkneemadden) September 23, 2015

Is Fifa gonna tell you it loves u at 3am?

— tia (@TiaToldYouSo) September 23, 2015

Yer faithers queuing up right now tae buy FIFA, he canny wait tae get hame n wank over the women's fitba

— Connor Magill (@ronnoclligam) September 23, 2015

Waiting for the new Fifa to be delivered like pic.twitter.com/S4TDl6FjnL

— Coral (@Coral) September 24, 2015

When bae understands FIFA comes first ❤️ pic.twitter.com/dMAeMTjKTD

— crackm (@talkmarcus) September 23, 2015

First thing I did when I got Fifa.. pic.twitter.com/kfo4xknEJu

— Dean Ferguson (@Dean_Ferguson1) September 24, 2015

The 10 Commandments of FIFA. pic.twitter.com/9HLRw5zLdY

— The Football Bible (@Futbol_Bible) September 24, 2015

Richard Dawkins hasn't bought the new FIFA, he's more of a Pro-Evolution man. #FIFA16THURSDAY

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 24, 2015

New fifa is decent pic.twitter.com/JlEl4iNV6s

— Liam Smith (@Liam_DFC) September 24, 2015

When the referee tried to book you on FIFA '94 😂 pic.twitter.com/4oLcU9bl3L

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) September 24, 2015

Ur mad if ur spending over 40 nicker on a Fifa game when u can get a jib for same price

— Scott (@scottchallinor) September 24, 2015

FIFA wingLAD. pic.twitter.com/L0GdmEu89Y

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) September 24, 2015

OUCH: That moment when your dog beats you to the FIFA 16 delivery. (via @karlkaszuba) pic.twitter.com/wo4e1j9Ywe

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) September 24, 2015

When you go for a 40-yard speculative effort on FIFA and it goes in. https://t.co/CgDBcDHqJQ

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) September 24, 2015

When you're too busy playing FIFA 😂 pic.twitter.com/tFBp87ex1r

— Jaisan Rai (@jaisanrai) September 24, 2015

Can't believe how realistic FIFA is this year! pic.twitter.com/w1uYNFOI7h

— Joe Ledley's Beard (@JoeLedleysBeard) September 24, 2015

Same guys buying FIFA every year and then going to ask their mum for her Car keys so they can do this joke pic.twitter.com/ZjQq2Dp7ja

— . (@ashleylyken) September 24, 2015

@AJ3Fifa fixed my fifa box 👍 pic.twitter.com/PUs5xoPsHO

— Jordan Reynolds (@JReyno360) September 24, 2015

The FIFA 16 Pack animation is the biggest troll 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1npbPk9yIA

— WePlayFIFA (@WePIayFIFA) September 24, 2015

Apologies for the server issues, the hamster behind the operation got tired! Servers should be back up shortly! #Fifa pic.twitter.com/F3RARLZVxK

— Ryan (@Itshaber) September 24, 2015

pray for all the quines being ditched over the new fifa❤️

— caitlyn✨ (@caitsturrock) September 24, 2015

Women in FIFA be like: pic.twitter.com/h8BHgRyeMy

— تشامب + (@FUT_Champ) September 24, 2015

'New FIFA 16 Women gameplay' 😂 https://t.co/C3Ts4sCuQw

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) September 24, 2015

Spent all my money on FIFA points ,printer ink and glossy paper

— Bateson (@bateson87) September 24, 2015

FIFA 2015 / FIFA 2016, what's going on here.. How can I be a 10 out of 10 last year an now this ???😲 @EASPORTSFIFA pic.twitter.com/NQAkmoqfJv

— Zane Banton (@ZBanton) September 24, 2015

Thank You FIFA 15, We will miss you (Via: @troll_laliga ) pic.twitter.com/JaBOyFUHzW

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) September 24, 2015

"you don't need FIFA you've got me" can you hit a 30 yard free kick and do a dancing celebration?? go to sleep

— thomas (@xTomBlythex) September 24, 2015

Just imagine having a girlfriend that plays FIFA, OMG 😍

— Adam Fraser (@AdamFraserUK) September 24, 2015

If your boyfriends patched you for Fifa dm me cause I've no got it yet 😜😜😜😜😜😜

— Michael Murphy (@m_murphy96) September 24, 2015

Ur doin it all wrong if you're with ur bf n ur moaning abt him sat on FIFA either slip the hawn or slit his throat wae the disc its no hard

— chan (@chankellyx) September 24, 2015

So all lads have FIFA to go on with each other n have fun, and me n my mates have "my fitness pal" calories counter 👍

— Danielle Billingham (@Daniellebillyx) September 24, 2015

@Troll__Football @troll_laliga pic.twitter.com/L8iPfbF6Ep

— daniel rizzo (@Rizzo11Rizzo) September 24, 2015