The best England jokes after a 2-1 defeat to Uruguay that means we must now rely on Italy winning both of their remaining group games to stand any chance of progressing to the last-16 at Brazil 2014.
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A brace from the supposedly semi-fit Luis Suárez means our beloved nation is now on the verge of exiting the competition after losing their first 2 games at a World Cup for the first time ever.
Now so close to elimination, with a heavy heart, these are the best England jokes after the 2-1 loss against Uruguay.
England disappoint again just like the British weather
#EnglandvsUruguay
— British Behaviour (@BritBehaviour) June 19, 2014
Bye bye England #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup #EnglandvsUruguay #ENGvsURU #ENG #URU pic.twitter.com/s9pYi0GEsq
— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) June 19, 2014
Sunday League's Wayne Rooney!! pic.twitter.com/E147tpr4OT
— Sunday League Quotes (@ItsSundayLeague) June 19, 2014
England's back four #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup #EnglandvsUruguay #ENGvsURU #ENG #URU pic.twitter.com/N7dzx7ysQp
— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) June 19, 2014
Angry message for Wayne Rooney
https://t.co/GpaMRLfT68
— Football Trolls (@Footballltrolls) June 19, 2014
England's biggest mistake was letting other countries know about football.
— Betfair Poker (@Betfairpoker) June 19, 2014
England are finally as good as Spain!
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 19, 2014
England at every World Cup since 1990 https://t.co/S3iD1HkYWD
— Football Vines (@FootballVines) June 19, 2014
JD have already reduced the price for the England Shirt ?? pic.twitter.com/YfJwIum37G
— zamin. (@Ali94) June 19, 2014
Where was this man when England needed him.. pic.twitter.com/dtwTFKz751
— Drew?? (@Drew2304) June 19, 2014
Gazza has just turned up at the England hotel with a fishing rod, a can of lager and a KFC
— Bootifulgame (@bootifulgame) June 19, 2014
How to be England pic.twitter.com/8Mf09lR7wV
— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) June 19, 2014
Well done England pic.twitter.com/QIcmQhudf4
— Callum (@call584) June 19, 2014
Stunned. You'd think an ex-Fulham & West Brom manager and Liverpool's worst boss in their history would be a success as England manager.
— Will (@thesouschef) June 19, 2014
Big choice for Hodgson now. Aisle or window seat. #EnglandvsUruguay
— Nick Ferrari (@NickFerrariLBC) June 19, 2014
England fans right now. http://t.co/sETF74jvye
— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) June 19, 2014
#EnglandvsUruguay Get the ladders out son #England pic.twitter.com/PTESEsVBAU
— Danny smith (@doglab) June 19, 2014
Really annoyed pic.twitter.com/uCqgYNuLpu
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 19, 2014
Even Roger from down the road has had enough of england pic.twitter.com/a7D84FfzqQ
— Samad (@SamadAftab_) June 19, 2014
That single star on the England shirt is starting to look more McDonald's till proficiency than proud historical world football dominance.
— Whatsit (@mattwhatsit) June 19, 2014
Wayne Rooney is refusing to write off England's chances in the World Cup.
Mainly because he can't write.
— Dave the Rave (@Willybollox40) June 19, 2014
"Whats the difference between England and a tea bag? A tea bag stays in the cup longer"??????
— Shan (@Shhhhanox) June 19, 2014
England fans: Put ITV+1 on
We're only 1-0 down and have everything to play for
— Ian Beale (@_IanBeale_) June 19, 2014
Got to credit England, went to the world cup with no expectation and still managed to disappoint us
— Jacob Andrews (@JacobAndrews95) June 19, 2014
for all the england players pic.twitter.com/AX4Bi3nOHg
— Dan (@EliteFourDan) June 19, 2014
If we beat Costa Rica i want a kiss,obviously on the cheek, from the UK Queen..
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) June 19, 2014
England are now 100/1 to win the World Cup. pic.twitter.com/TXAaB4kpl6
— Not Match of the Day (@NOT_MOTD) June 19, 2014
This is not the time to make fun of England.
Let's wait until next week when they're definitely out.
#WorldCup2014
Sorry :-D
— Wilde Thing (@WildeThingy) June 19, 2014
Carroll: "What's that? England lost again. Ah, that's a shame" pic.twitter.com/IUYgkck5Gw
— West_Ham_COYI (@West_Ham_COYI) June 19, 2014
USA have more points and are probably going to go further than England so it's official. It's soccers, not football.
— Callum Huntington (@calhuntington) June 19, 2014
@D_Sturridge England lost because the coach didn't pick Gareth Bale.. what a stupid decision
— Thotiana (@c0ckeater) June 19, 2014
Dear the England team, WTF?! Regards, The Queen. #EnglandvsUruguay
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 19, 2014
England undone by Pirlo passing the ball and Suarez scoring goals. That's the problem. Endlessly surprising these foreigners
— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) June 19, 2014
England… pic.twitter.com/LMDeAhoSEO
— The Beautiful Game (@__BeautifulGame) June 20, 2014
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