Enjoy more England jokes even as Roy Hodgson’s side continue their progress towards Euro 2016 qualification with a 5-0 Group E home win over San Marino.
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The convincing scoreline did not reflect the views of the fans however, as support and belief in the national team remains at an all-time low.
Thankfully, no international match at Wembley would be complete without millions of England jokes to accompany the action.
Check out our favourite England jokes from their triumphant 5-0 victory against San Marino at Wembley:
Got to admire the 40,000 fans paying to watch one of the worst international teams around,as they look to beat San Marino at Wembley tonight
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 9, 2014
At Wembley, to see a bunch of plucky no-hopers seemingly doomed to perennial disappointment take on San Marino etc. etc. etc.
— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) October 9, 2014
Plucky England avoid conceding in 1st minute against San Marino
— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) October 9, 2014
Watching England like.. pic.twitter.com/EM121i9c0v
— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) October 9, 2014
The whole population of San Marino could easily fit into Wembley, they just don’t want to, because watching England is tedious. #EngvSM
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 9, 2014
If England Soccer Club keep on, maybe they can go as far as the USMNT in the World Cup next year. #threelines #JackieAnelka
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) October 9, 2014
Roy Hodgson said What an exciting half that was. I said Should we sit back & try to consolidate our 2-0 lead? He said Yes. Great idea, James
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 9, 2014
People will say that England were uninspiring, but they inspired me to take the dog out.
— Harry Pearson (@camsell59) October 9, 2014
If you were playing FIFA 2014 against your mate and you were England and he was San Marino and it was just 2-0 at half time you'd be gutted.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) October 9, 2014
I just hope that England can hold on for the win.
— Paul Tomkins (@paul_tomkins) October 9, 2014
England are gunna win the World Cup!
— Aden Flint (@AFlint4) October 9, 2014
Roy Hodgson is like your weird uncle who you only see once every 3 months and he always gives you a dead pigeon for your birthday
— Ca'rlton (@_CarltonCole9) October 9, 2014
"How to Win 5-0 Ugly"… A Tactical Masterclass by Roy Hodgson. #England
— The Redmen TV (@TheRedmenTV) October 9, 2014
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