Welcome to the best #DeadlineDay jokes that Twitter had to offer as another summer transfer window shuts gradually in our gawping faces.
FROM THE VAULTS:
- The best Sky Sports News transfer deadline day jokes (summer 2014)
- The best Sky Sports Transfer Deadline Day jokes (January 2015)
- The best #JimWhiteFacts on transfer deadline day
Excitable Sky Sports News anchor Jim White…transfer sagas involving John Stones and David de Gea…the sheer hope of Arsenal fans…even a sack of dung – all are fair game for fun-making in this latest consignment of #DeadlineDay jokes…
Jim White limbering up for #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/xwYUFKdkm1
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015
Will it be hailing Stones on Merseyside?
@carolkirkwood's #DeadlineDay forecast: http://t.co/BjXl42RndB pic.twitter.com/fDzhKzpkNU
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) September 1, 2015
Football clubs. Giving unwanted Fax machines a home since 2000. #DeadlineDay
— Coral (@Coral) September 1, 2015
HUGE story emerging from Sky Sports News on #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sWuc0MIuCu
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015
Meanwhile, #Arsenal wait for #DeadlineDay news pic.twitter.com/LPrFR2URkT
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) September 1, 2015
LIVE scenes from the Emirates today #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/piNXtNYqkf
— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) September 1, 2015
Who do you want your club to sign on #DeadlineDay?
Arsenal fans, feel free to send 4 or 5 tweets due to the 140 character limit.
— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) September 1, 2015
Hi @DeludedBrendan I've got 4 flights arriving from Southampton today, just in case you need them… #DeadlineDay
— Manchester Airport (@manairport) September 1, 2015
We are delighted to announce the week-long loan signing of @maryannehobbs to cover for @laurenlaverne
#DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/JqDct4MUuo
— BBC Radio 6 Music (@BBC6Music) September 1, 2015
DEADLINE DAY :
DUNG DEAL.. Mainly horse, smattering of dog and man: £8:00 per sack
#deadlineday
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) September 1, 2015