The best #DeadlineDay jokes on last day of transfer window

Best wisecracks that Twitter had to offer as another summer window shuts gradually in our gawping faces.

Fax machines are central to one of these #DeadlineDay jokes
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Welcome to the best #DeadlineDay jokes that Twitter had to offer as another summer transfer window shuts gradually in our gawping faces.


Excitable Sky Sports News anchor Jim White…transfer sagas involving John Stones and David de Gea…the sheer hope of Arsenal fans…even a sack of dung – all are fair game for fun-making in this latest consignment of #DeadlineDay jokes…

Jim White limbering up for #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/xwYUFKdkm1

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015

Will it be hailing Stones on Merseyside? @carolkirkwood's #DeadlineDay forecast: http://t.co/BjXl42RndB pic.twitter.com/fDzhKzpkNU

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) September 1, 2015

Football clubs. Giving unwanted Fax machines a home since 2000. #DeadlineDay

— Coral (@Coral) September 1, 2015

HUGE story emerging from Sky Sports News on #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sWuc0MIuCu

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) September 1, 2015

Meanwhile, #Arsenal wait for #DeadlineDay news pic.twitter.com/LPrFR2URkT

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) September 1, 2015

LIVE scenes from the Emirates today #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/piNXtNYqkf

— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) September 1, 2015

Who do you want your club to sign on #DeadlineDay? Arsenal fans, feel free to send 4 or 5 tweets due to the 140 character limit.

— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) September 1, 2015

Hi @DeludedBrendan I've got 4 flights arriving from Southampton today, just in case you need them… #DeadlineDay

— Manchester Airport (@manairport) September 1, 2015

We are delighted to announce the week-long loan signing of @maryannehobbs to cover for @laurenlaverne #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/JqDct4MUuo

— BBC Radio 6 Music (@BBC6Music) September 1, 2015

DEADLINE DAY : DUNG DEAL.. Mainly horse, smattering of dog and man: £8:00 per sack #deadlineday

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) September 1, 2015