These are the David Luiz virgin jokes after the Chelsea defender revealed his stance on sex-before-marriage alongside a photo of his recent baptism on Instagram.

A picture of the ceremony taking place in PSG team-mate Maxwell’s indoor swimming pool was included with the statement:

I have chosen to wait.

The Brazilian international reportedly plans to remain abstinent until marrying girlfriend Sara Madeira.

In the meantime, enjoy the David Luiz virgin jokes following his baptism announcement:

So David Luiz is apparently a virgin! Not on this evidence!! https://t.co/fYuCKcBdH6

— FanoFootball (@fano_football) May 19, 2015

David Luiz on his wedding night…. pic.twitter.com/X4b5fTLgND

— Joey Farrell (@JoeyFarrell11) May 19, 2015

Pep on why he rejected signing Brazilian Center Back David Luiz "he lacks tactical awareness and basic defending skills, also he's a virgin"

— FC Bayern München (@FCRobben) May 19, 2015

How can David Luiz be a virgin when the fowards have been raping him for years..

— Justin Kisielewicz (@justink1884) May 19, 2015

David Luiz is no virgin, Suarez f*cked him twice on the same night.

— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) May 19, 2015

No wonder David Luiz can't concentrate on defending.

— Dan Levene (@BluesChronicle) May 19, 2015

David Luiz reveals he's a virgin,John Terry is on a plane to Paris as we speak to "comfort" Luiz's GF

— Aah_Cantona7 (@KingEric_C7) May 19, 2015

David Luiz being a virgin…has some correlation with how erratic his defending is, i'm positive.

— L3ahpar (@l3ahpar) May 19, 2015

David Luiz is a virgin by choice, whereas you're all virgins until death because no girl will touch you. Pipe down.

— :/ (@haagenhaanz) May 19, 2015