The best David Luiz jokes after TWO Luis Suárez nutmegs in UCL quarter-final

Not a happy night for Luiz as he's nutmegged twice at home.

A deep intake of breath before he reads the David Luiz jokes after two Luis Suárez nutmegs in the PSG 1-3 Barcelona Champions League quarter-final first leg
NUTMEGGED: Luiz (Image: Ailura)

After he was unfortunate enough to be the victim of two Luis Suárez nutmegs leading to two goals for the top striker, don’t miss the David Luiz jokes that followed the Champions League quarter-final first leg as Barcelona secured a confident 3-1 win at Paris St-Germain.

Luiz came on for the injured Thiago Silva midway through the first half despite having only recently recovered from a hamstring problem himself and suffered considerably at the hands of the former Liverpool man.

Here are the best David Luiz jokes after two Luis Suárez nutmegs as PSG are beaten 3-1 at home by Barcelona in the Champions League quarter-final first leg:

Laurent Blanc suddenly regrets telling David Luiz to "play like it's a World Cup semifinal."

— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) April 15, 2015

RIP David Luiz

— Danny (@R9Rai) April 15, 2015

That's two Suarez nutmegs on David Luiz. One more and he gets to keep him.

— Stuart James (@StuartJamesGNM) April 15, 2015

10 – David Luiz hasn't looked that stupid since he stepped on 10 rakes. Simpsons.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) April 15, 2015

If you ever feel like you've wasted money, just remember, PSG spent £50m on David Luiz…

— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) April 15, 2015

It's as though PSG paid 25 million for each nutmeg. #DavidLuiz

— FG (@FunnyGooner) April 15, 2015

Luis Suarez ruined David Luiz. Twice. pic.twitter.com/3Fgg1oVm6h

— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) April 15, 2015

Lives scenes of Suarez Vs. David Luiz… pic.twitter.com/Iihjr8vfPL

— Footy Memes (@FootyMemes) April 15, 2015

David Luiz: "What's up doc?" Doctor: "Just trying to work out how the f*ck you're worth £50m." pic.twitter.com/f7sJMxrgwi

— The FOOTBALL Bible (@TFBible_) April 15, 2015

'And then he nutmegged me..' pic.twitter.com/3kaK9ZbERQ

— Eurosport.com (@EurosportCom_EN) April 15, 2015

Luis Suárez game by numbers vs. PSG: 4 take-ons 3 shots 2 goals 1 David Luiz on toast. pic.twitter.com/ZIHIlm73PJ

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) April 15, 2015

PSG's new badge… pic.twitter.com/ITAchEoeVP

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) April 15, 2015

What Suarez sees when he comes up against David Luiz pic.twitter.com/uE7KmjIQ31

— Navid Molaaghaei (@navidjaan) April 15, 2015

No refund for David Luiz pic.twitter.com/dAXXympl7F

— football newz (@_Footballnewz_) April 15, 2015

There are prostitutes that don't open their legs as much as David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/FqoHeqoygm

— Transfer Site (@TransferSite) April 15, 2015

How Suarez saw David Luiz. pic.twitter.com/FTAbpRUHwB

— – (@TheMataAssist) April 15, 2015

If you think you're having a bad morning, think of David Luiz.

— Aysha Ridzuan (@ayshardzn) April 16, 2015