The best Dani Alves banana tweets as Barca right back eats racism

The best tweets and jokes after Barcelona's Dani Alves ate a racially motivated banana thrown from the crowd during the 3-2 victory over Villarreal.

The Dani Alves banana tweets celebrate the Barcelona player's defiance of racism
ATE BANANA: Alves (Image: Ronnie Macdonald)

The best Dani Alves banana tweets and jokes after the Barcelona right back ate a racially motivated fruit thrown from the crowd during the club’s 3-2 victory over Villarreal.


Showing racism the red card with hi classy act, Alves sent the internet mad with well meaning adulation for the Brazilian who had been criticised for his performances in recent weeks.

Including humorous post-match comments from the man himself, check out the best Dani Alves banana tweets after the Barca star ate racism before taking a corner…

Dani Alves – eating racism out of football.

— Man Utd FF (@ManUtdFF) April 27, 2014

Dani Alves' potassium levels were critically low, they never said

— Dan (@lufc_dan) April 27, 2014

Be careful black footballers, the next banana may be poisoned so don't emulate Dani Alves by eating it

— ?RAPHAEL™? (@Rafurl) April 27, 2014

God knows what will happen if they throw a dildo at Dani Alves.

— United Religion (@Unitedology) April 27, 2014

Gerrard should have done what Dani Alves did pic.twitter.com/twSt3kBQ2m

— Chelsea Philosophy (@Chelsophy) April 27, 2014

So Dani Alves eats racists for breakfast. Cool. As. F**k. https://t.co/4oGOct41zI

— David Prescott (@DavidPrescott) April 27, 2014

Not to say I'm a fan of Dani Alves, but my estimation of him rose about 80 brazilion precent today.

— Susie Schaaf (@fussballsusie) April 27, 2014

Dani Alves eating the banana is quality! Demba Ba might have done the same if Gerrard didn't slip on it first ????

— Anthony McAlavey (@A_Mcalavey) April 27, 2014

Dani Alves " I want to thank Villareal for the 3 points and my dessert". What. A. Legend

— TheFootballTipsters (@TheFootyTipsUK) April 27, 2014

Dani Alves: "I dont know who threw the banana but I thank them for giving me potassium and making me assist 2 goals" #fcblive

— El Maestro (@ElMaestrofcb) April 27, 2014

racist Villareal fans throw a banana at Dani Alves, he picks it up, eat it, throws the skin away & guess who turns up pic.twitter.com/ebEtldjI8S

— Dave (@11Azpilicuetas) April 27, 2014

Dani Alves "I've been living in Spain for 11years, and 11years I've been laughing at these retards" #Brilliant

— P Mills (@MrBlackMills) April 27, 2014

Class reaction to racism from Dani Alves pic.twitter.com/6D1Ow3yFTq

— Kiye Martin (@DreamChaserKiye) April 27, 2014

I effing love, Neymar, Dani Alves, and Brazilians. They redefine joy, craziness, happiness and sarcasm. #NoToRacism pic.twitter.com/bKAin6qYnS

— Seleção Brasileira (@BrazilStats) April 27, 2014

Ig Dani Alves: "My father always told me: son, you should eat bananas to avoid cramps. What about that? Hahaha ????????" http://t.co/r9nw34TAzb

— Seleção Brasileira (@BrazilStats) April 27, 2014

Dani Alves's wife on Instagram: "We Are All Monkeys." Hahah nice one!! pic.twitter.com/B136Id7cCw

— Hassan CuLé. RIPTito (@Cule97_FCB) April 27, 2014